EpoPat

al-Amriki 

Or as Gator and Void called me "al-Jihadi motherfucker"

Once you enter asylum you can never leave, see you in one month. 

My in game name is Ť Capt. Pepper Ť
I started with Asylum October-Novemeber 2015, and used to play on server 1.
You can normally find me on server 4, usually behind you in a sports hatch with my emergency lights on if you've broken the law.
I am a sucker for good RP, and I do my best to hear out everyone's reasoning behind their crimes. Then I pick apart their stories for flaws
I am the crazy cop that'll occasionally have you do weird things like tell me a poem, or take you to a church to "repent your wicked ways" to lower tickets, get pardons, or parole.
Long story short, if you've encountered me in game. You probably fall into one of two categories: You love me, or you hate me lol. 
I am a potato shot, and an even more potato driver.  (I occasionally get lucky on both)
I sometimes make random visit's to quarries to do "courtesy checks" on civilians and give them food and water.

Something something something, dark side of the force. Please go break the law so we have criminals to chase. All I ask of you, please leave the salt at home when I am around.  
(PS: I could really care less about money in game, I was a corrupt governor during my cadet week and already maxed out my bank)
(One last thing so I don't have to explain it over and over. Yes, I am a truck driver and, yes I play in my truck. I play on a pretty pricey MSI gaming laptop (GT80 Titan), and I use a Verizon jetpack to get internet so I can play)