TRASH gang (DO NOT READ THIS THREAD)

[Wasted Noodles]

A Declaration of Dependence,

We the people of TRASH, in order to form a more perfect union of basket cases, do solemnly swear (for better and then worse) to continually strive to provide Altis with top quality gangsters - in sickness and in health. We double-solemnly swear to do our part to support the drug epidemic in Altis by producing highly addictive drugs that you can't live without, and we triple-solemnly swear to drink copious amounts of alcohol in an attempt to model real shit to the next generation. We will adhere to the server's rules and standards and conduct ourselves in a manner that exclusively benefits TRASH - in the name of communism and getting rich. We will refrain from RDM without the assumed consent of our victims. We will not tolerate the police or any other extremists, and we will not discriminate against anyone that is in our good graces. Message me if you want to join.

 

Stated goals: Maintain our greatness (easy), take advantage of the little man (also easy), and make Altis a better place for TRASH. 

Non-stated goals: Did you really expect me to state my non-stated goals? You are wasting your time reading this sentence. 

Requirements to join: Contact me in game (WastedNoodles). TRASH is not for the faint of heart or the slow of mind. Be prepared to abandon your moral values in the name of capitalism. 

Server: Arma 3 Altis life Asylum #1  

Disclaimer: TRASH is a parasitic entity whose existence is dependent on you, your propensity for weakness, and our promise to exploit you. We are not responsible for anything we do.

You will never be rid of us,
  
-TRASH

Edited October 25, 2019 by Wasted Noodles

[HomeTrlx]

I mean if this is a recruitment thread please try and follow this

 

If not feel free to use https://www.gaming-asylum.com/forums/index.php?/forum/12-gang-talk/

 

[Sp0on]

On 10/25/2019 at 11:33 AM, HomeTrlx said:

I mean if this is a recruitment thread please try and follow this

 

If not feel free to use https://www.gaming-asylum.com/forums/index.php?/forum/12-gang-talk/

 

Its just a suggested format. You dont have to follow it. (or listen to anything hometrix has to say for that matter)