Bekzat Akhmetov Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Gentlemen, gentlewoman. My name is Bekzat Akhmetov and I recently arrived to the island of Altis. I took the boat from Kazakhstan. It was very dangerous. 5 of my children and 2 of my wives died. I am working with establishing my brand, Baklava Corporation, on the second island (#2). We bake fresh Baklavas for all occasions, for you wedding, your second wedding and your third wedding. If you see me around, ask me for Baklavas. I might have Baklava, I might not have. But I am always friendly for you, my friend. If you want working opportunity, call me. No women. From you great friend Bekzat BioHazard and Flameless like this Link to comment
Brendon Smith Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Bekzat Akhmetov said: For you wedding. @kRiz Remember that story you told me yesterday Bekzat Akhmetov and kRiz like this Link to comment
Andaeron Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 I kinda want a Baklava now... Flameless likes this Link to comment
Flameless Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 Welcome to both you and your "Baklavas!" I dont live on island #2, but please start shipping with Altis Air Postal! eeeeeeermmmehgerr... Link to comment
Heidelberg Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 I would like a batch of your finest baklava please. Link to comment
Maddox Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 Well if you ever get in trouble, don't be afraid to call the best Corporal in P2 around. Link to comment
Bekzat Akhmetov Posted November 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 My frieeeeeeend, there is enough Baklava for you all and your wifes! I hope we meet! Link to comment
BioHazard Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 On 17/11/2016 at 10:21 AM, KillZone said: your cute ^^ Link to comment
BioHazard Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 Welcome to Asylum Link to comment
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