Towelie Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 (edited) The Guide of Life Yo, guys what is up! It's ya boi Towelie The Retarded High as fuck Towel here! Right now I want you to know the guide of life is to if you buy a house make sure it is near to a rebel base! Now when you are trying to make money do cocaine! If I see you guys around and you wanna be friends I am down. If you are trying to get a assload of money do a weed run with a Offroad when you are broke, then head down to Pyrogos and head to the diving shop, I recommend you go buy some diving gear go down to the boating shop and do some oil runs, it is ez cash! P.S. I will be adding a lot more to this guide over time to make sure that this is a proper guide! ALSO GIVE ME YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER! Edited December 12, 2016 by Towelie As it seems the comment section of this didn't realize this isn't serious.... I guess the big red "ALSO GIVE ME YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!" didn't give that away massi likes this Link to comment
₴avagє Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 this gives me cancer Link to comment
Brendon Smith Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 21 minutes ago, Towelie said: Retarded Link to comment
Seán That Irish Guy Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Like when you start typing this do you think in your head " OMG this is gonna be hilarious "? I dont get it... Scott likes this Link to comment
Scott Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 you seem dumb. Go away. Link to comment
Eric916 Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Sean That Irish Guy said: Like when you start typing this do you think in your head " OMG this is gonna be hilarious "? I dont get it... that's obv what he was thinking Link to comment
Towelie Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 32 minutes ago, ₴avagє said: this gives me cancer Well shit man, what else can a Retarded Towel do? Link to comment
Towelie Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eric916 said: that's obv what he was thinking Oh man don't worry, I'm not funny enough to write shit thats funny Link to comment
massi Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 I like you Towelie and Eric916 like this Link to comment
Towelie Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 <3 Eric916 likes this Link to comment
Towelie Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 (edited) Welp have a good night everyone I'm gonna go watch some Netflix Edited December 12, 2016 by Towelie 3 subscribers..... Link to comment
Leap Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Brendon Smith said: Badabing once gave me a warning point for calling someone retarded.... but he called someone the N word so it evens out right? Brendon Smith likes this Link to comment
Brendon Smith Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 48 minutes ago, Leap said: Badabing once gave me a warning point for calling someone retarded.... but he called someone the N word so it evens out right? I don't discuss politics on forms Leap likes this Link to comment
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