my twitch idol Brendon Smith gets me banned from asylum

[OperationSB]

I've been a pacifist all my life. I have no desire for violence of any kind, and I wish for the world to reach global peace. Ever since I was a boy, I had pictures of @Brendon Smith my idol, plastered on my wall. I've been watching his streams hoping that one day he would notice me. By force, I was drafted into the army by the Altis government. I was shipped off to Tanoa, an island on the pacific region. Three days after entering the island, a fresh war had started between STACKFOR and BLUFOR. In an attempt to stop violence, I positioned myself on the airstrip, ready to protest for peace. Suddenly, I see a jet come down the strip. As I move to approach the jet, it begins to pick up speed rapidly. When the jet becomes closer, I see him. Him. It's Brendon Smith, my childhood idol. In shock, I rush toward the jet. I want him to notice me. But, he doesnt stop. He slams me with his jet, and I slam into the ground. However, I survived the diminishing attack on my body. I brought forth the element of Earth, and did a swift ground pound, and smashed Brendon Smith so hard that he ended his livestream right afterwards. His jet was destroyed, and I prevailed.

 I was "banned" from the military and the Altis island for 6 years for this incident. Thank you all for the kind memories, I will make sure to remember all of you.

 

 

Edited August 23, 2017 by Operation Smoked Bacon

[Yung Spacegod.]

kys

[ChicoXL]

You put more effort into writing this than you did reading your summer books

[skrood]

haha

 

[OperationSB]

10 minutes ago, ChicoXL said:

You put more effort into writing this than you did reading your summer books

this is a serious situation. why are you making fun of a traumatic experience of mine?

[skrood]

@Operation Smoked Bacon

are u going to quit asylum because the 6 hours ban? 

we will remember you. 

[OperationSB]

Just now, ^SnozzK said:

@Operation Smoked Bacon

are u going to quit asylum because the 6 hours ban? 

we will remember you. 

i feel like im no longer welcome, ill consider it.

[skrood]

Just now, Operation Smoked Bacon said:

i feel like im no longer welcome, ill consider it.

[OperationSB]

35 minutes ago, ^SnozzK said:

test me again nerd do you know the abilities in which i possess?

[skrood]

Just now, Operation Smoked Bacon said:

test me again nerd do you know the abilities in which i possess?

I`m sorry lmao 

[Brendon Smith]

About time you got banned for this.

[OperationSB]

6 minutes ago, Brendon Smith said:

About time you got banned for this.

I could tell you wanted me to be based on how hard you were slamming your keyboard after the incident.

[Brendon Smith]

Just now, Operation Smoked Bacon said:

I could tell you wanted me to be based on how hard you were slamming your keyboard after the incident.

If it was up to me id have you put up in-front of a firing squad. Go back to thinking you're funny.

Edited August 23, 2017 by Brendon Smith

[OperationSB]

Just now, Brendon Smith said:

If it was up to me id have you lined up in front of a firing squad. Go back to thinking your funny.

@Clint Beastwood im feeling unsafe and kinda scared after this drastic statement. requesting a lock on this post, i feel like its ran its course.

[Brendon Smith]

Just now, Operation Smoked Bacon said:

@Clint Beastwood im feeling unsafe and kinda scared after this drastic statement. requesting a lock on this post, i feel like its ran its course.

Please do lock.

[Clint Beastwood]