Lads: A story of lifelong friendship (Chapter 2)

[Kate]

Chapter 2: Thots

Hey everyone. I'm going to be taking you to 6 weeks after Harambe became my best friend. We were in English class learning about all them bullshit english terms. You know the usual stuff. Should month names start with uppercase letters? Should there be a comma or semicolon? You know. all those things. The teacher had students volunteer to come up to the white board and write a sentence demonstrating what we learned that day. Harambe's hand shot up faster than the speed of light plus infinity and beyond. The teacher asked Harambe if he would like to come up, he said it would be his pleasure. Harambe walks up to the board and starts writing. After a few moments had gone by, the board had read "The red headed Thot got shot. BANG! BANG! The Thot dropped. BANG! BANG! again but Harambe missed and FDR got crippled. Shot the Thot but the Thot shot back. Hickory Dickory dock the Thot got shot." The teacher looked at Harambe's poetic text and realized how much of an alpha Harambe was. The teacher gave Harambe a people which usually contained the letter grade for his performance, but instead, it had the teacher's personal phone number. Harambe looked at the paper, looked the teacher straight in the eyes, and uttered one simple yet powerful phrase. "BEGONE THOT" Harambe lifted his right arm and back handed the teacher with that same speed as he used before. The teacher dropped, harambe turned, and walked.

Chapter 3 coming soon

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