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Clepto O'Malley

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  1. 3 hours ago, Boris said:

    A question for you all.

    A machine is invented, that is able to perform amazing deeds.

    The machine, dubbed the Memory Machine, is able to let you re-play any memory you want, as strong as it was the first time, forever.

    The excitement, the pleasure, the pain, everything will be as vivid as it was the first time it ever happened.

    Re-live a birthday, a particularly fun holiday, or hell, even just have sex forever in your memories.

    The only catch is that it kills you. Good. Forever. Your body and mind are destroyed in the process of transferring your consciousness to the machine.

    The machine never runs out of charge, and is for all intents and purposes unable to be destroyed unless you manually decide to "end" your own consciousness.

    You're offered the opportunity to end your life, to re-live the past parts of it forever.

    What would you do?

    Do I have to enter the machine? Can I choose to just continue living my life?

    If I am forced to enter the machine or die I would most definitely choose to relive the birth of my daughter. Best day of my life.

  2. So... That was pretty awesome. Its pretty surprising how most of those songs actually went well with that beat. The best part was obviously 'Old Spice odor blocker body wash!' It was at 3:37.

  3. I've experienced it and given it at least a dozen times combined. As long as you are not putting any significant direct pressure on the larynx and you let up once the person goes limp you are usually good. It restricts blood flow to and from the brain which isn't going to be killing anyone in a couple of seconds.

  4. 3 minutes ago, Distinct said:

    best 80s or 90s???

    THE PIXIES

     

    Was an alright song. In general the pixies were mediocre.

     

    Dont get me wrong. I like a lot of music. But I really do like to trash on everyone elses decisions. If you like it I hate it. Nothing personal I just dont like to see people enjoying things.

  5. 2 minutes ago, Distinct said:

    Then what do you like Clepto???

    Currently I'm all over the fucking map. I've been listening to a lot of Godsmack, Queen, and Excision lately. Thats metal, classic rock, and dubstep respectively. Back then I was really into ska and indie shit. Most of the indie stuff makes me cringe now that I have little life experience and realize they are just whining about being alive. The ska is still kinda fun though.

  6. On 2/21/2016 at 8:32 PM, Axe said:

    No.

    This just poses less reasons for people to have to go to town to interact/possibly get caught/killed  

    You people are fucking lazy. 

    I've played 4000 hours without a debit card. 

    It makes me wonder how you people even make money if you are too lazy to walk to an ATM probably 50m away and click twice. 

    And you sir are an asshole. Do you use a microwave? Probably. It was invented to be a more convenient way of cooking things. Thats the way of life. People create things to make their lives just that much simpler or easier or less of a headache. So If this is really how you feel about things, Never use toothpaste, soap, a microwave or anything purchased at a store. Quit being so fucking lazy and go fucking make it yourself.

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  7. No hex for other cops either. And nobody can know who it really is. And if they get caught by the cops they are blacklisted from batman permanently. Also he still racks up bounties like civs but has access to everything cops do plus a little more. Would be awesome.

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