Clepto O'Malley

What is your in-game name? Clepto O'Malley What are your skills? Flying and Potatoing with vests. What are your previous gang affiliation(s)? Imperium for a short time. Mostly do my own thing. Bank account: Usually around 300k. Link your Arma 3 hours through screenshot. http://steamcommunity.com/id/cl3pto Do you have any references in Bratva? Not really. Hunted down some cops once with Valk...

He had no gear. He was wearing a UNIFORM.

Do I have to enter the machine? Can I choose to just continue living my life? If I am forced to enter the machine or die I would most definitely choose to relive the birth of my daughter. Best day of my life.

Learn to punctuate. Learn to capitalize. Learn to think. Okay? Thanks, goodbye.

Nah.

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This is some kind of computer set up inception.... A computer setup inside a computer setup....!

I LOVE worms.

Nah. I'm straight.

Your honesty makes me cringe. But thanks for sharing bud!!!

So... That was pretty awesome. Its pretty surprising how most of those songs actually went well with that beat. The best part was obviously 'Old Spice odor blocker body wash!' It was at 3:37.

Every time I get up from my chair the area around my computer gets cleaned. Whether I go to the bathroom or grab some chips or get a drink. It is clean when I come back. I would lose my fucking mind if I had shit like that around me while playing.

Clean yo shit up. That desk is nasty.

You drive so good you can dodge bullets. Pro. 10/10. 5 Stars. Two thumbs up. All critics agree that bullets were dodged.

I've experienced it and given it at least a dozen times combined. As long as you are not putting any significant direct pressure on the larynx and you let up once the person goes limp you are usually good. It restricts blood flow to and from the brain which isn't going to be killing anyone in a couple of seconds.

Dude chokes him out and then stands on his chest. Pretty savage... It made it even better that the dude pretty much didnt say a fucking word.

Something epic? Like what?

Was an alright song. In general the pixies were mediocre. Dont get me wrong. I like a lot of music. But I really do like to trash on everyone elses decisions. If you like it I hate it. Nothing personal I just dont like to see people enjoying things.

Currently I'm all over the fucking map. I've been listening to a lot of Godsmack, Queen, and Excision lately. Thats metal, classic rock, and dubstep respectively. Back then I was really into ska and indie shit. Most of the indie stuff makes me cringe now that I have little life experience and realize they are just whining about being alive. The ska is still kinda fun though.

I was listening to some much different shit back then... But I mean come on? Seriously? Nirvana? I was sick of Nirvana the second time I heard them...

And you sir are an asshole. Do you use a microwave? Probably. It was invented to be a more convenient way of cooking things. Thats the way of life. People create things to make their lives just that much simpler or easier or less of a headache. So If this is really how you feel about things, Never use toothpaste, soap, a microwave or anything purchased at a store. Quit being so fucking lazy and go fucking make it yourself.

This isn't the Imperium recruitment thread.

You are supposed to reply to the topic made by the gang...

No hex for other cops either. And nobody can know who it really is. And if they get caught by the cops they are blacklisted from batman permanently. Also he still racks up bounties like civs but has access to everything cops do plus a little more. Would be awesome.

You've got to be kidding me. You can do that but landing on a roof without killing everyone up there is beyond you?