[Anchors Aweigh My Boys!]

Farewell to college joys because I sail at break of day! It's been fun but the time has come for me to ship out. Remember to give those bastards their speeding tickets and try not to kill too many cadets while yourself speed to where ever you're going.

Be back in probably a year or something. My account better not be gone this time when I get back!

    Sincerely, Wolf, the guy that only a few people new and even fewer liked.

[I need a replacement Wife]

On 9/19/2017 at 5:44 AM, Glass of Water said:

Me

It depends, how do you feel about big guns? 

[I am Wolf]

7 hours ago, Skyyaa said:

I'm not sure I'm wife material, so I don't think so lol

Material none the less, maybe not the right type but I'm up for a molding session. 

I find you just have to work material like clay, get it wet and be good with your hands. 

[I am Wolf]

12 hours ago, Skyyaa said:

 

This made me giggle so hard! lol 

Nice rp!

Have you considered putting in a application to be my replacement wife until I find her?

[I am Wolf]

On 9/17/2017 at 10:58 PM, D0SW0LF said:

WHO R U

I am Wolf. 

[I need a replacement Wife]

12 hours ago, WilliamS said:

I'm perm banned. Am I eligible?

No, I'm sorry.

[I need a replacement Wife]

39 minutes ago, Google™ said:

I don't know what to think of this.

Are you thinking you want to apply for the position? 

[I need a replacement Wife]

34 minutes ago, Eric916 said:

will you accept anyone with tits smaller than DD? cuz otherwise im out

You've seen the requirements, the answer is yes. How do you feel about bounty hunters? 

[I need a replacement Wife]

As some of you may have heard my wife, with huge breasts, was kidnapped. I need a replacement wife for the time being. 

Requirements: 

1. Must not be a mute.

If you fall within these strict requirements you may apply here to be my wife. All applications will be treated with impartiality.

Go with Jesus, I am the Wolf, the big bad Wolf. 

[I am Wolf]

2 hours ago, James Anderson said:

Denied

You are to young to join the APD, may re apply once you become a man.

P.S Your wife is not Kidnapped, she decided to leave you since I am Banging her.

Regards, SGT J.Anderson

Impossible, her huge tits require a trained professional to prevent ones self from being crushed during sex. A gay man hardly has enough experience dealing with breasts. If you had tried to bang her you'd either be to injured or dead. In either case you couldn't respond to this post.

Go with Jesus my friend. If you do try to bang her, you're gonna need him. 

[I am Wolf]

Hello, I am Wolf, Wolf the bounty hunter. Some of you may know me, or my hot wife with huge breasts. She has been kidnapped. Because of this I will break law breakers heads under my own moobs until I figure out what hashe happend to her. I may become a cop to further my agenda of crushing criminals, and finding my wife with huge breasts. I may not. What I do know is, if you have a bounty, if you aren't with Jesus, if you question my methods, you might find your head being squeezed by my moobs.

Go with Jesus, I am the Wolf, the big bad Wolf.

[Ignore the camera crew that occasionally follows me around.]