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Hunter the reporter

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  1. yo

    still wanna sponcer us?

  2. Channel 4 news Hello asylum, i am your reporter hunter and it has been a while since I posted, sorry for my sudden absence but I assure you I'm back in action. since I've been back a new police force called the anti simp police started a small revolution lasting only a day and leaving many dead, channel 4's own Ron Tucker got a interview with the commander of this force, col Andre Petrovic, Ron asked why he is conscripting people into this police force and why he is killing people in the streets, he pulled a gun on Ron and said "Don't call them people, they are nothing but simps, they are unclean filthy people and they need to be put down, Altis will be cleansed...." he then took us into another room and made us watch him execute a man who had been tortured and was blindfolded. He also claims that the police are still active after clashes with the APD and rebels, they are regrouping and gathering strength to attack again. In other news the winner of this weeks police raffle is @Chris Peacock, congratulations Chri, if you wanna enter the APD raffle please leave a comment saying raffle ticket. one more thing, channel 4 needs editors for the paper to proof read hunters drunken writing, dm him for details -Ron tucker -Hunter Tompson Wanna support channel 4? DM hunter for details. thank you to our supporters.
  3. @Chris Peacock i do actually! its how i get all my stories.
  4. lol, thats one of the fun parts about writing at like 2 in the morning, and waking up to check the paper, you get to see all your spelling errors and if your me, you can play a game to figure out which were from the lack of sleep and which were you being a dumb ass. and from my new pfp i assume last night was a real doozy of a night writing xD
  5. i roll around, looking for news. might run into me one day, unfortunately i do tend to get shot on sight by people who dont like the news or just dont agree with what im saying lol so meetings are rare, but not impossible.
  6. thanks, we here at channel 4 strive to be the best we can be
  7. Top stories suicide bomber in kavala square organ thief exposed and channel 4's officer of the week raffle, but more on that later. Hello asylum this is hunter the reporter, today in kavala square a assailant known as @Enigma_ on the forums, detonated 4 explosive vest one after the other, accused of hacking he has been banned for a unknown amount of time, the assailant later on discord requested the ban be lifted claiming that he wasn't hacking and a friend gave him those vest. in other news..... A local member of the organ trade named zug zug targeted me and my partner tom, tom claimed when he was in the car with him zug said he planned to take his organs, however he didnt because toms organs are fucked because he drinks too much, he later attempt to lure me into his car too but settled for shooting me when i refused and went for my gun. please note and remember not to end up like me and tom, be aware around a man by the name of zug zug. In some news for the APD we here at channel 4 are going to start a weekly raffle for you gentlemen, the prize being some cash, a channel 4 hat, and a free interview if you so choose (please note Im not about to pay pal you any real money so don't be pissed when you get in game cash pls) to enter this raffle put your in game name in the comments and we will pick a winner. Thank you to the folks who helped us with the articles, @Toxicc . and that's about it.
  8. Today in altis Hello fellow players, i am hunter, and welcome back to channel 4 news, today in altis is full of rdm, vdm, and much much more so strap in, you've bought the ticket, so take the ride. Our first story is written by yours truely and may or may not have happened on asylum, but today in altis the town of pyrogos, home to hundreds of native takistani people was attacked by a movement of men known as the free chernarus army, the men armed with yugoslavian weapons and equipment went through the town and killed the un peacekeepers and is now attempting to "clense" pryogos of the takistani immigrants who have called altis home for generations now. many of the civilians I tried to interview refused to speak to me, worried the people trying to kill them would find them, only one civilian was willing to talk to me, a man named marko, marko had lived in pyrogos since he was a boy, he worked at the docks with his father and was at work when he heard the rummbling of tanks and the rythem of gunfire, then the screams. he rushed home only to see his home on fire, claiming he thought his wife and child, ameta and sharife were still inside, but it was too late, the fire caused the building to collaps. since then he had been hiding in his neighbors basement until the fca found them and put them to death like the others. i had gone out to try and find another interview, when i had came back i saw them dragged out and shot in the streets....After that a young serbian man with a kalashnikov walked up and asked who i was, and if i was takistanian, i told him no and his face changed into a smile, his name was luca and he was in the fca, when asked why people from chernarus were there attempting a genocide he told me this, "I love the smell and sounds of battle, we all do, we belive that altis was first inhabited by people from chernarus , therefore it is our land and not the land of these unclean people." he stated, by this time, it was starting to get dark, the streets were litered with bodies of the un, civilians, and a few men the un had killed trying to protect the civilians, i was then given the opertunity to question the leader of the free chernarus army, commander zero, he called himself. the commander was not from chernarus, but england, a vetren mercenary who was hired to lead the force, i asked him why he said yes and he gave me a simple reply, the money. he has been paid with oil and diamonds plus whatever he can loot to assist the chernarus goverment in this takeover, so that more people of chernarus can move to altis. in other news a lack of medics online today has made it a even more bloody day as many people are taking advanage of this rdm is up higher than ive ever seen it. support for this paper and freelance journalist is brought to you in part by nobody still, thats right fuccin nobody. side note picture of what has been reported on are on discord since fourms hate me (still love yall tho)
  9. also we have our former fascist dictator @Clint Beastwood leaving comments too? can channel 4 get a interview sometime? @Bandit its what ive been told yes, if youd like we can set up a interview and you can explain why your not if youd like. itll be posted here too.
  10. @Toxicc if you have a story youd like to see reported feel free msg me anytime. also we have our former fascist dictator @Clint Beastwood leaving comments too? can channel 4 get a interview sometime?
  11. wounder if any mods are gonna let my shit be posted thanks dog!
  12. Breaking news Hello asylum gaming I am Hunter the reporter and welcome back, today has been a eventful day in altis, from a prison break to a earthquake its never a dull day here, even now as i type this paper i can hear gangs shooting outside my house in athira. our first story is about a prison break that was quelled by local police officers led by captain BlackKnight who had come in vie helicopter and put down the 6 would be prison breakers. In other news another earthquake has hit altis today, as far as we've heard there have been no casualties due to the earthquake. In more local news we have acquired a anonymous interview with one of altis most notorious organ harvesters coworkers, who has worked with and seen what this evil man as done. Inside the organ trade his name is bandit, he runs the organ trade and apparently takes organs from anyone in between the ages of 14 and 17. the monster also apparently has done other cannibalistic and necrophiliac things with the bodys of victims but many details are too gruesome for this paper. What really disturbed me is my contact in this report also told me who was buying the organs they didn't eat, apparently a select circle of the police buy the organs and do god knows what with them....while none of this has been confirmed yet we here at channel 4 fully intend to do a fallow up story on this if anything else comes to light, if you'd like to help contact anyone from channel 4 news team. In other news Turtle poaching is at a all time high in altis, ever since the local altis sea turtle became endangered the black market for the meat of these majestic creatures has only gone up, this means the species chances of survival have just gotten thinner. Coming up soon a interview with former chief of police jebaited, more at 11. Thanks to the people who fund this show to actually air on air and not on forms fuckin nobody (we still love you)
  13. Thank you for the support sorry its formatted wrong, typed and posted from a phone, gonna go fix it real fast. more to come and much love, yours truely Hunter.
  14. Altis daily news with hunter and Tom Cpl/EMT Sentinel Asylum's unsung hero When asked why he said he he had applied for ems first, Sentinel said "because of the lack of medics, nobody could save lives, the whole point was to help players stay alive." When asked why he joined the police and how he excelled to the rank of cpl he said his Sgt, Sgt wolf personally recommended him for the force, he completed his cadet training in a single day, Then went on his ride along, becoming a constable as fast as he could, within 5 minutes of his promotion he was given a squad because he was a natural born leader, being so good within his first 10 minutes he killed his first armed assailant. Hes trained cadets to be better officers, during his ride along he was pointed out by his cadets as the reason they made constable, this made him a cpl. Soon after he went through mock certification, able to further train his cadets, becoming the unofficial head of mock certification training for many officers, having write the mock ride along guide for the police, when I asked what his hardest day for him was and how he deals with the hard days he said, "Going three weeks into being a constable, I had a small squad of officers with me when some criminals robbed the federal reserve, I had to kill 6 robbers and flashed banged them at least 20 times. He was tragically gunned down at the scene after and has since stayed on both ems and police force. Hes been on the police force since October 11 2019 and ems since December 2 2019, he was however approved for the job in November. The man has probably saved you while you played, if you see him, be sure to thank him for everything he dose to make sure we have a good time playing arma every day. He is (@Ebelwolf on fourms) Interview with Cpl Payton (On forms as paytonR) We had started this interview but the hero payton had to stop in the middle to go to another call, he will be back in our studio to finish and the story will be posted soon A ride with the cartel. When i was asked to accompany the cartel on a coke run i was a little worried at first but when i went i saw a new side of the cartel, they work as a family but a eaqual family without a hire up, they work for each other, their kids go to the same catholic school and attend church all together, they work professionally and have no issues with the innocent of altis, standing in their way may very your results though as this family sticks together. When they invited me to run with them and see how their operations work they went out of their way to protect our news team and made sure we made it back safe. When we asked the leader Benjamin what his favorite part of the job is, he said the adrenaline, he loves the adrenaline. Also Benjamin fucks a different girl every night. (His tag on forms is benja el caudillo) This reported did not break any laws while gathering info on this job and channel 4 dose not encourage criminal activity Interview with synergy, the new up and coming. gang Synergy was only 32 minutes old when i interviewed them, yet it was clear from the start that they would come to rule a large part of altis. Members are veterans criminals and conman, real pro felons, the leader has been in the game for four to five years now, coming here from the US looking for a new life he fell into a life of crime out of necessity , selling coke and scotch by the 1000s of liters, he went on to mention the crank, meth, crack, and other drugs, having run drug ops in west panjea, until the d.e.a showed up, he escaped to altis and started his new drug op again. He told me a story of his time bootlegging with his father in the US, when he was shot and cuffed by a officer when a fellow associate of his father shot the officer and uncuffed him, and treated his wounds after, these men are hard and professional to the fullest. They stated that nobody is safe, civilians and cops beware, standing in synergies way is not safe for your health and has been found to cause cancer in the state of California. A big thanks to our sponsors, the man the myth the legend, @Ebelwolf and @mich (IFRIT) for letting the press return to altis, thanks to zdat for donating the news van and news helicopter we use today. In other news antoher earthquake hit altis today. We will try to find our weather man tom and ask him what the hell is going on, to sponsor us please text hunter s tompson in game or hunter the reporter on the forms. -Hunter, your reporter More to come.
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