Is there seriously anyone here who wipes back to front? Thats definitely a logical way to get shit on your balls. I just always thought everyone did a little gangster lean as they wipe. Standing? Standing and wiping, isn't that what chicks do??? P.S. If you're NOT starting the wipe at the gooch and ending past the butthole, you're wiping the wrong way! AND if you're caught with no toilet paper, just remember you have two solid chances to clean up otherwise... a.k.a your socks