-Opens Arma after long day at work, excited to be on civ again
-Tries to get on Server 3, crashes about 4 times in a row before letting me in
-Get out Hatchback Sport to go to Pygros Rebel
-inb4 crashing hatchback, blows up.
-no biggie, 500k+ in bank
-get in onroad and drive to rebel
-buys full loadout (mk1, zubr, mags, lockpicks, standard rebel shit)
-buys NEW AND SHINY orca
-hops in ready to go
-helicopter won't take off
-try to land helicopter
-mfw helicopter lands on a slanted hill
-helicopter tips
-helicopter blows up
-200k blown
-*cue throwing headphones across apartment and girlfriend asking what happened*
Moral of the story?
Never trust Gaz Madison with a helicopter.