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My nephew got this question on his homework. He's in 6th grade. If a clown in a track suit is driving 68 km/h on a highway coated in ethanol and it is lit on fire 17 km from his current position of 42 km from the start of the highway, will he be able to light up his cigarette if he is getting off the highway in 39 km? 27 km? 14 km? Explain your answer in the form of a limerick.

I levitate 150 km off the ground and have a UAV attached to my head, and a camera taped to my ass. I then have to use a UAV terminal to aim my ass cheeks to the called out coordinates and fire shit artillery the size of a football. I kill my enemies with E. Coli post-Mexican food.

The Birth of Christ

Sorry I had to poo

I'm gonna die.

It's because you tried to fondle his balls, Derek. You tried to fondle his balls.

Hypocrisy is a funny thing to see When it happens in a few minutes, about three. Just saying your real name Doesn't mean you hit maturity. Good luck trying to convince yourself You're on par with the party. Sponsored by butt cream, for hurt rectums.

I know Slim Jesus would be proud.

For your namesake, Deus.

How to Arma 3 iRL

There once was a tablespoon of salt. That spilled and it was his fault. The lieutenant was pissed And the cop was put on the blacklist. Then cried about it on TS until August. gg

My bad. I'll put [sarcasm] before the sarcastic remark.

It was sarcasm.

Become a medic. Makes an honest living.

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