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-1. I feel like this would just bump up the amount of robocopping. "Oh, you killed a cop? You can't explain your way out of that one, so here is a full ticket."

I'm only here for the puppies.

This is amazing.

That was the best.

I don't get it.

I'll take $505 for a multi-use fire over whatever the ungodly price of a one-use suicide vest is any day. Plus, you don't get to listen to people scream in agony if you don't burn them.

Eight sacrifices for the Blood God! Napkin DDBrown16 >Haskell< Major.Kat, Elliot, Zach, and Muffin DressBuck

If we wanted you, you'd be a pile of ash on top of a mountain somewhere. Don't count those chickens quite yet, little one.

Another name added to the list of sacrifices! Nick was a persistent, but unsuccessful bounty hunter with those pesky, perfectly timed internet issues the first time we captured him. Nick

Here you go, @DarkKnight! mr.fish Ryan and Dr. TickleButts SEXBOX Trotfox

Sergeant Doctor Who quinn

Well, we're back at it! Some of you may remember The Bucket List that we Scallywags put together year or so back. Needless to say, cops caught on to it and stopped responding in fun ways (also the old forums died and we lost it), so we started something new. The Scallywags have adopted @DarkKnight as our Lord and Savior the Blood God and he needs his sacrifices. On this page, we will keep a list and photographic proof* for our Holy One that we are, in fact, making the offerings to him; really good ones may even have video! Stay tuned and keep your eyes open; will you make it on to The Burn List**? The Burn List Sacrifices: @Doctor Who quinn @Trotfox SEXBOX Ryan Dr. TickleButts mr.fish Nick @Napkin @Haskell DDBrown16 Zach Muffin Major.Kat Elliot @Dressbuck _____________________________________________________________________________________ *Proof of sacrifice photos/video will be posted in comments as they happen. **The Scallywags are human and sometimes forget to take photos, so if you are forgotten, oops!

Hey, that was me!

Um, have you ever met a high schooler? They like to act cool and tough, but you offer them free cookies and they lose their shit. I'm pretty sure they're about the same as small children in that sense.

I provide them with cookies and snacks; its all good.

Aren't they mine? Am I not supposed to keep them?

Try teaching high school; I'm surrounded at work AND at home. :[

They are totally separate in all aspects; minus bank account and bounties. Playing medic isn't going to mess with your civ gear at all.