Bounty Phuckers

[setherm1]

Be me with a 15k bounty chilling at clothes shop with a rook. Leaving the shop when I get hit by a car and downed by a bounty hunter. "You are my first bounty ever don't ruin this moment for me." *goodgrief.jpeg* "You know you have to initiate with me even if I'm your bounty right?" "Yeah I did while you were buying clothes at the shop" "No you didn't" *pulls up play.tv and sees im right* "Hey anon I've got proof you did not initiate" "Nope you just weren't listening" *I get turned in and I'm pissed at this point* I respawn after paying bail and grab an ak and head to the nearest courthouse. I find anon and see I still have 2 min until initiation expires. I tell him, "You and that wall are about to become best friends." *Anon is dead asf* I put away shit and go lock pick his brand new potato hatch and chop it. I later find him in peach fields like all honest kavala anons. "You gon learn 2 day boi"

[Mayhem]

http://www.gaming-asylum.com/forums/index.php?/forum/65-player-reporting-process/ If you feel you were RDM/VDM

[setherm1]

Just now, Mayhem said:

http://www.gaming-asylum.com/forums/index.php?/forum/65-player-reporting-process/ If you feel you were RDM/VDM

I feel he was new and a lesson was more necessary and funnier lol 

[Leap]

https://www.cancer.com/

Edited September 4, 2016 by Leap

[Brendon Smith]

1 hour ago, setherm1 said:

Be me with a 15k bounty chilling at clothes shop with a rook. Leaving the shop when I get hit by a car and downed by a bounty hunter. "You are my first bounty ever don't ruin this moment for me." *goodgrief.jpeg* "You know you have to initiate with me even if I'm your bounty right?" "Yeah I did while you were buying clothes at the shop" "No you didn't" *pulls up play.tv and sees im right* "Hey anon I've got proof you did not initiate" "Nope you just weren't listening" *I get turned in and I'm pissed at this point* I respawn after paying bail and grab an ak and head to the nearest courthouse. I find anon and see I still have 2 min until initiation expires. I tell him, "You and that wall are about to become best friends." *Anon is dead asf* I put away shit and go lock pick his brand new potato hatch and chop it. I later find him in peach fields like all honest kavala anons. "You gon learn 2 day boi"

This isnt 4chan

[Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz]

3 minutes ago, Brendon Smith said:

This isnt 4chan

Are you sure?!

[Brendon Smith]

Just now, Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz said:

Are you sure?!

am I?

[Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz]

Just now, Brendon Smith said:

am I?

Are you sure?!

[setherm1]

6 minutes ago, Brendon Smith said:

This isnt 4chan

A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T 

 

[setherm1]

Just now, Brendon Smith said:

Im going to kill myself now

Do it U wont

[Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz]

7 minutes ago, Juicy Ballsack said:

 

That kid gets more pussy than all of asylum combined.

[setherm1]

Just now, Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz said:

That kid gets more pussy than all of asylum combined.

Makes more money than the community combined as well XD

[Brendon Smith]

[setherm1]

10 minutes ago, Brendon Smith said:

top kek

[Eric916]

21 minutes ago, Brendon Smith said:

this kid fuckin hates bees as well

[Miles]

3 hours ago, setherm1 said:

Be me with a 15k bounty chilling at clothes shop with a rook. Leaving the shop when I get hit by a car and downed by a bounty hunter. "You are my first bounty ever don't ruin this moment for me." *goodgrief.jpeg* "You know you have to initiate with me even if I'm your bounty right?" "Yeah I did while you were buying clothes at the shop" "No you didn't" *pulls up play.tv and sees im right* "Hey anon I've got proof you did not initiate" "Nope you just weren't listening" *I get turned in and I'm pissed at this point* I respawn after paying bail and grab an ak and head to the nearest courthouse. I find anon and see I still have 2 min until initiation expires. I tell him, "You and that wall are about to become best friends." *Anon is dead asf* I put away shit and go lock pick his brand new potato hatch and chop it. I later find him in peach fields like all honest kavala anons. "You gon learn 2 day boi"

good story thx!

[Phil.]

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