Uncle Touchy

What about this map? http://goo.gl/h442gE

This is what i want my wedding to be... xD http://goo.gl/h442gE

Nah, if you just reroute the central mainframe codex into the html.exe file, and then type in "no alt+f4 plox", siri will be like "si senor", and then the alt f4 will be fixed. This isnt rocket science!!! (seriously not serious)

So, You are a bounty hunter. You just caught a 49k bounty and you are on your way to turn him in. Seems as good as gold right? Next thing you know you are at the courthouse, the guy you have restrained says something like "Allahuakbar!!!!" And then he fricking dissappears. This needs to be fixed, i am making this post so we, the asylum community, can halt the unfair use of the Alt+F4 function in our daily altis lives. Make this post popular so we can make asylum the way it is supposed to be. (P.S.-If what i am asking for is literally impossible, I would prefer for you keyboard warriors to not poop on me in the comments. )

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I just spent two hours watching scared straight clips. #TheImportantThingsInLife

And again, you are welcome.

You are welcome.

Got ambushed by some bounty hunters while I was in a drug filled hemmit, they popped my tires and then downed me. Before they took me away the police showed up and downed all of us while I was shitting my pants about the hemmit. So they take us away to their HQ and, thank god, they impounded my hemmit full of drugs Without searching it! xD Ended up only having a 50 second prison sentence... 10/10 APD

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In the patch one thing the devs updated (Arma 3 Devs) were running animations(general player movement animations), as i understand it, but since the patch I have been seeming to be getting error codes after my arma just randomly shuts down for no reason! My friend experiences this the same time I do when i'm playing with him and I really wish it would stop.

I Feel it it is High Time that somebody addressed this on the forums... At random times in the day on the servers, we will receive a sweet little notification on our screen saying "YOU ARE DE*D" and then you lose all of your progress, everybody gets booted the server, All because of a hacker(and then you lose that hemmit of ore and salt) Shows up and everyone on the group chat in the lobby goes bat shit crazy. "I fucking hate you all", "The lot of you are all pieces of shit", "I just lost everything!" This HAS to stop!!! So, in the comments we should discuss what the admins, and the community can both do to prevent this from happening again, if anything.

Thank you for this!

So by barrel of oil, you mean 10 processed oil right?

What are we? -We are an Altis and Stratis Food delivery service! Ok...Why are we? -Well, ever been in the situation where you are lacking transport and you are about to starve to death? Well then Food Truck Supply Co. is who you call! How could i join? -To join Food Truck Supply Co., All you need to do is put [FTS] before your name (and preferably have an indian character as your profile) and you are apart of the team! What do i need? -All you need is a vehicle that can take you anywhere on the island in 30-20 minutes, just for those complex situations people always find themselves in, and then have at least 20 of every item in your stock(but you can increase the amount by what item sells most, whether it be beer or burgers, in order to satisfy demand). What is there to gain? -From being apart of the FTS you can make friends with really "interesting" people, have amazing role play experiences, and gain large amounts of profit (by selling beer at 700 dollars a pint) by exploiting your "convenience fee". If you think this is a good idea type " +1 " in the comments and any other suggestions that could better the experience a player could have while being apart of the Food Truck Supply Co.