Mc Duushe

Looking to expand your wealth with Meth? Not looking to break your bank fighting others for the convince of being close? Look no further! Stored in the woods of the Ephedra fields two lovely long houses with the option of 3 crates wait for their new owner Both are 1.0k out from the field but they offer the perfect option to gather your illegal plants and merely tuck away until the coast is clear without driving long distances. All offers will be considered. http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/549807946779719063/360D94301CED9B54299CA85990B3AE1A22730A48/ http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/549807946779726907/BDC2D416C1A527814673626F99B935237C74427F/ http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/549807946779728168/2A09F35D07B96EDD020B18426FE240B2D6BD89DA/

Currently this beautiful 220k home is on the market. Found in the warm lands of DP22 it is very well tucked away for those people who love to run meth outside the watchful eyes of gangs and the APD. Any and all offers are considered, it has all 3 slots filled with large crates so the new owner will not need to make a trip to the home improvement store. Again this house is currently found on Server 3

Resting 1.5k North from the Distillery lands is a beautiful 3 Crate/Barrel home that waits for it's next owner. Found in the most isolated part of the island it is the only home for a good 500+m's giving you a nice view of anyone that might follow you to the honey hole known as your distillery house. It already has 2 barrels inside with a option for a 3rd or a crate for those rebel needs to stash lock picks and gear.. to rob people making their booze. Currently it is for sale but I am in no rush to sell it due to the steady income it provides of sweet scotch. Taking offers.

A cop cap? Lol no. Then people will have literally a fun time robbing the bank/fed while doing the prison while cops are spread so thin they will become salty and bitter over said cap. Not to mention the people in the other cities being robbed by said rebels wanting to 911 cops to help them. -1 for cop cap. Rare to see 20+ cops on outside NA Prime hours on every server. They usually flock to one server and hunker in.

El Bumperino. Still for sale.

o7 We will never forget Painbringa's Ghosthawk. May it sleep with the angels. Now while he's depressed let's kick dirt on him and call him a scrub.

Fuck it. Give cops downing Zeus bolts. Oh you want to lay prone on bank building? FEEL THE WRATH OF THE GOOODS

We need Admins to spawn the fueltruck near Nex unlocked. Restrain him and blow it up over and over again.

Today on DoucheBag Z The Division Later - Asylum; Rebel Life After - Asylum; Constable Mc Duushe's Pardon Hour

We have caught the undercover rat and have put him to death in the most gruesome way. Since it is so graphic we've replaced it with a family friendly version We at the APD are never guilty of corruption. You'll die before you can come out in public with proof.

What corruption, I see no corruption. I only see witness's we need to hunt down, video's to burn.. Rats to slit open and dispose of.

#Hap4CommunityManagerorRiot He is a more badass version of Batman. He will lock your thread, Give you Forum Points then Zues Bolt your shit. I've yet to see Batman be this badass.

Hap next time think " What would Mc Duushe do " Locked them in a room with Cadets with high pitched voices

Fuck it Reavantos has earned my respect. Make him the Captain of a video game!

...I can't believe I am actually saying this but Wondero is right. Who are we to say what a good Captain is when 95% of the APD will never be able to grasp it. Let's remove it and let the LT's run the APD I see no downfall in this!

Duushe4Captain

Sold

Bumping 1 last time. Current Offer. Will take less if it is with in the next 4 hours. Looking to dump it by tonight due to finding another sweet house else where

A thread where Haphazard doesn't lock it?! FAVORITISM! I've been on the receiving end of the boot way too many times. I simply get even with them by brushing it off as if nothing happened.

Who says there isn't a shortcut to restraining some one already in the game? Bullets restrain people very quickly.

I love when Sojobo is with Zoex. I can understand him better when he streams <3

Kailer the server is telling you to mind your language. Don't make me get my sack of oranges boy. I will beat you down without bruising you and have my Vitamin C right there.

El Closerino'D

I've seen people who use to run around killing people in Kavala with the good ole " Police Constable <Name> " I only saw hilarity in it because everyone would come up going " Officer I need a pardon " Only to get killed instantly because they engaged in some kind of roleplay. But yes a ADMINs input would be lovely

They can claim FPS drop to. But nothing more Disgusting to see some white guy with the N word plastered on his face. Because I can say I was so baffled seeing it I couldn't even process/be around them