Greetings Everyone,
Thank you for your votes and considerations for the biggest loser in Asylum history. To all 15 of you left on the forums who voted we appreciate your time and nominations. Congratulations to the winner:
@bbgreg17!!! Congratulations! It seems your legendary crashout on a poor constable and paintball incident on your infamous 'bad weekend' weighs heavy in the minds of the remaining voters! Is this recency bias? APD bad blood impacting the vote? It could be many things, but the people have spoken! Congrats on 1st place with 8 votes! You will be getting a signed mousepad from @halfdrunkherosoon!
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1562469208
2nd Place: @Subaru ling ling ling ling.... pick up the phone, you phone linging! Congratulations to Retired Staff and APD hero Subaru aka Gookaru for winning a close 2nd place with 6 votes. Subaru's history of beating his wife, embellishing his personal life, and being generally red hot for the egirl hooch got him quite the reputation! 2nd place has earned you a signed nude from Talia, but we know you are still beatin the ol' ricedick to it to this day. Congratulations! While Subaru wasn't here to accept his award but he sent us a video message! Thanks again Subaru!
3rd Place: @Kenwith a single vote! Not sure why @Kenonly had one vote but surely @pan friedcan explain! Congrats to a subtle 3rd place, you win an hour long house kidnapping visit with @pan friedfree of charge! Congrats again sir!
fuck you
Honorable Mentions: KingOfCanada, Gnashes, Durga, Skimancole, Edgegamer, halfdrunkhero
And THANK YOU to all voters and nominees. You are what made asylum great! We love you and goodbye!