Alex:)

Best of luck. Especially with Google.

first time messing with this. intro is a bit long. SORRY!
 

Takes you 40 seconds to aim, good shit swisherz

only takes me 32 seconds

40 second intro...

IM BACK

Hello all, I am BigGnash, I'm new to Asylum and would like to know which server is best to play on? Also, if you would like to play with me, PM me and I'll give you my steam! I've already met @Ronald Spiffington, he seems like a good fella, I hear he's a ginger though? Is this true? 
Thanks,
BigGnash

For fuck sake, I'm not ginger.

1) she reminds me of an ant. 
2) i found wayyyyyyy to many sexual innuendos "special brown". Girl knows what color brown she wants. 
3) Alyssa.  Plot twist. Alyssa is her side bitch.  The end. 

You're forgetting grammar. 

I laughed at something. im not sure what

yea I lot of people are getting it, not me though. HAHAHAHAH 

お帰りなさい.

Bamf as a super hero? @bamf
 

Inc D.Va buff and rip Winston

Enjoy some low tier kills i've gotten at cartels. Server performance has made it annoying to fight so this will probably be my last montage for a while until we start fighting again.
Thanks Hardy for being a model.
 

gud

Me and a friend have been getting some great footage of our local area and I would love to get some more ideas of what to video. It is a top of the line drone so it can pretty much do anything 
 

This is hands down best cop/civ interaction I've ever had while impounding cars in the Asylum. Moments like this is why I've spent alot of time here and wish things like this happened more often.
 

Just a few clips from the past week. I'll have more rebel kills next time 
Those Chinese arent really Chinese
 

Rollin' with Imperium.
 

who, blax? that's rude
 
This is toxic, bruh  VVVVV 
 
 
Where do I buy a defibrillator as a non-medic? Scott replied to sydewaze's topic in Suggestions and Feedback
shut the fuck up you toxic little shit  
 
Irony Scott replied to Eyephox's topic in Videos and Screenshots
Ur bad  
 
 
Mods Scott replied to [IGB] Joe's topic in Suggestions and Feedback
I don't think you successfully landing an orca will happen anytime soon.      
 
spicy pepe

Slowly but surely Asylum has been changing. I recall the days when gangs would fight all day just about every day, non stop. And then the gangs started dying, so the rebels started fighting cops. And then the devs decided 'Hey, we should fix this.' So, the devs re-implemented cartels with actual value instead of just subtle perks like discounts. They did this to try to stabilize rebel life, and take rebel vs cop away, so it would not happen as much. And then, for a time, many of the gangs came back to fight. As all good things do, that soon died out. Now, the gangs that are left hardly fight at all, (us included) and the police have taken to coming to cartels to fight the rebels, as they are not getting as much action as before. It seems ironic to me, with the gang cap implemented, that now instead of 20 rebels fighting 20 cops at a fed or bank, it's now 20 cops fighting 6-8 rebels at the cartels. Feedback?
Also, please stay away career cops. This is directed towards rebels.

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clarify:  All happened after the 1min.....