New York
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I levitate 150 km off the ground and have a UAV attached to my head, and a camera taped to my ass. I then have to use a UAV terminal to aim my ass cheeks to the called out coordinates and fire shit artillery the size of a football. I kill my enemies with E. Coli post-Mexican food.
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25 minutes ago, Deus said:
Erwin_Rommel, thank you!
New York... What did I just watch?! What has been seen cannot be unseen!
Also — Thank you ALL for the kind welcomes!
The Birth of Christ
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17 minutes ago, Erwin_Rommel said:
don't we all die my son
Sorry I had to poo
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1 hour ago, Jon-hai Pilgro said:
Whalecum
I'm gonna die.
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7 hours ago, mightymax said:
WTF I didn't do shit? what are you talking about. Solicitation? I don't even know what that is? How could I have fucked up, I didn't even do anything, or know how to do anything like that.
How is it structured when I just got perma banned for something like this?
It's because you tried to fondle his balls, Derek. You tried to fondle his balls.
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I know Slim Jesus would be proud.
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How to Arma 3 iRL
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There once was a tablespoon of salt.
That spilled and it was his fault.
The lieutenant was pissed
And the cop was put on the blacklist.
Then cried about it on TS until August.
gg
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My bad. I'll put [sarcasm] before the sarcastic remark.
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It was sarcasm.
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Become a medic. Makes an honest living.
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lolno
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Just started on Asylum #1: Altis Life server and have been here for about a week. Originally had the name covanen but changed it to New York in the Arma 3 config settings. Here's some Eminem to give a good first impression.
Existential topics and math problems
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My nephew got this question on his homework. He's in 6th grade.
If a clown in a track suit is driving 68 km/h on a highway coated in ethanol and it is lit on fire 17 km from his current position of 42 km from the start of the highway, will he be able to light up his cigarette if he is getting off the highway in 39 km? 27 km? 14 km? Explain your answer in the form of a limerick.