VDM level 9000

[Explanicide]

So long story short, I went to my officer in Kavala HQ explaining why I have parole violation and hit and run and I said I flew off a hospital with nitro and a quadbike and just happened to land on somebody. The officer questioned me if I'm even sane and gave me a full ticket in which i refused. I then went to jail because the creators made me a VDM god.  

Fuck this homeless guy doing on the side of the street sleeping, he made me go to jail.

 

[Sp0on]

12 minutes ago, Explanicide said:

So long story short, I went to my officer in Kavala HQ explaining why I have parole violation and hit and run and I said I flew off a hospital with nitro and a quadbike and just happened to land on somebody. The officer questioned me if I'm even sane and gave me a full ticket in which i refused. I then went to jail because the creators made me a VDM god.  

Fuck this homeless guy doing on the side of the street sleeping, he made me go to jail.

 

tbh you do deserve the one count.

[CoryB]

29 minutes ago, Explanicide said:

So long story short, I went to my officer in Kavala HQ explaining why I have parole violation and hit and run and I said I flew off a hospital with nitro and a quadbike and just happened to land on somebody. The officer questioned me if I'm even sane and gave me a full ticket in which i refused. I then went to jail because the creators made me a VDM god.  

Fuck this homeless guy doing on the side of the street sleeping, he made me go to jail.

 

The explanation is better than the video ahahahahhhaha. 

[Jaylen Sarrett]

Just now, Cory B said:

The explanation is better than the video ahahahahhhaha. 

agreed, 

which is why i rate this post 9/11 m8, top memes, 

[Colony98787]

reminds me of this lol

 

[Not a Block]

2 hours ago, Explanicide said:

So long story short, I went to my officer in Kavala HQ explaining why I have parole violation and hit and run and I said I flew off a hospital with nitro and a quadbike and just happened to land on somebody. The officer questioned me if I'm even sane and gave me a full ticket in which i refused. I then went to jail because the creators made me a VDM god.  

Fuck this homeless guy doing on the side of the street sleeping, he made me go to jail.

 

[Henry Facesmasher]

5 hours ago, Colony98787 said:

reminds me of this lol

 

Busts his skull open.. gets $10..

 

sounds like a GREAT deal

[Philv2.0]

Damn, only had 3 min left of parole. Savage.