Kowalski

Fuck college. Can't wait for the weekend when I'm not busy as fuck. Down for some hardcore abo RP!

Man you're beating the fuck outta those dust collectors...get an air compressor in there!

crap forgot to include anime profile pics

I addressed this recently:

I still love you all though. <3 Might make more of these in the future.

Just saw the results. YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ANIMALS

ADD ANOTHER QUESTION. REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT. When you wipe your ass, do you look at the toilet paper before throwing it in? This starts a screaming argument WITHOUT FAIL. Seriously, try it. It's a 50/50 issue.

Flying rotorlib on Asylum is like playing professional soccer with your feet tied together. Why???

10/10 I need to start a phone scamming business now.

The real Chinese guys had legitimate Chinese names (like the names of EBay merchants when filtered price low->high) They actually got banned for RDM a lot because they would bounty hunt without announcing and go "uhhh...uhh, n-no english!" Pretty sure now they're permed cause they were duping diamonds like crazy. (according to area folk, might not be 100% true) One time I managed to say something Chinese to them(thanks Google) and they replied and I'm like "oh shit now what" Anyway I killed em cause they had me as a bounty rip

Shit dude it's been too long I can't tell if you're doing wyverns or GWD edit: nvm lol I'm a mong there's blurite ore you in cave by Port Sarim

Sure. [Insert screenshot of rival gangmember being a dickhead, receive warning points for personal attack] [Insert story about side-chat salt, though pretty much every Asylum player who's played over an hour has experienced the same situation]

Gang sportsmanship is an oxymoron

Grab that TRG and get back to work!

fite me OSRS jk im banned

Despite being a Stratis elitist, Tanoa might just change my mind. Maybe. What I'm looking for is the same thing as Stratis: Money-making is a bit more spread out(to avoid shitstorms 24/7) yet the hub city is still occupied at all times. If it means a bigger, laggier map, I'm cool with it, so long as the population is properly distributed.

r.i.p. real chinese guys

I personally have never witnessed a taru being taken down by small arms fire.

Interested in the phone system...and its potential for abuse Also THANK YOU BASED PARATUS for fixing the firing mode bug. SMG's suddenly switching to single fire is a slippery slope to getting unnecessarily rekt.

"performance" all I needed to hear <3

I don't argue with them. You really can't win...but you can refuse to appease them. Their goal is to be taken seriously, whether it's in a positive or negative matter. Negative attention is gold to them because it gives them something to bitch about. However, they can only go so far with not being taken seriously...if they complain about that, readers will think too much and suddenly realize that those people are right. In the rare event that I venture out of the math/engineering quad of my school, I occasionally run into these types of people. (They like college because they get to "be free from their parents" while their parents still fund their lifestyle) Last time I recall I was walking with a few friends and some pug-faced artista came my way with a petition. I read the title: "CALL FOR [professor] TO RESIGN FOR NOT TEACHING [some bs] IN HISTORY ###" Basically some bs about being oppressive for not covering a very specific piece of rhetoric from a very VERY biased point of view.) I gave her a nice wide smile and let out a loud laugh as I passed the clipboard back. She opened her mouth to say something, only to pause, blush, and piss off back to the fountain where her stuff was. Girl I was with was like "omg u asshooooooole" but then she started laughing too. Everyone live happily ever after the end.

The types of people who write articles like this for their personal blogs are angsty teenagers on the lower rungs of the highschool social ladder. Scary part is, some of these teens don't grow out of this phase. They pay $50k+ to a for-profit liberal arts college to major in First World Problems and they eventually resort to this type of journalism for money. Some of them still have the bratty highschool mindset and write these articles from the heart....while others became self-aware too late, and must now write click-bait articles to get viral pageclicks in a desperate struggle to escape their college loans. I'm not complaining too much though. More people ruining their lives by pursuing these types of careers means less STEM majors. Less STEM = more demand, more demand = more money, more money = getting donor 5 sooner. The man who landed the probe on the comet was weak for giving in to this pressure from forces that really don't matter. He would have gotten a lot more support if he stood up to them, IMO.

I'll come up with a new video concept sooner or later. Unless, that is, someone already has a good idea.

You know the type. Bitches in side, gets banned, bitches on forums, gets points, makes sock-puppet account, etc. etc. (WARNING: If you speak any sort of Slavic language, especially Russian or Ukrainian, this video will be confusing asf)