Tiefman

" I agree that the planes should have much more Y inventory space.  It would make them viable for drug running as it's very possible to land and take off from most locations.  To make it worth the risk of running drugs in a plane, they should be able to carry more." -Goldberg Attorney at Law
^ Planes add another dimension of gameplay and drug running, right now the risk/reward is not high enough. Risk is way too high for only 80 weight. I now propose 120 weight for all planes, I think everyone can agree this will not be game breaking in ANY fashion. Planes are hard to fly, expensive, and have huge risk. Those who chose to run money with planes should have higher reward for the trouble they go through.
 
A bit of info on plane weight vvv
 
The gross amount a Cessna 172 can hold is around 1000 lbs. 200 lbs for fuel, which leaves you with about 800 lbs for people and cargo. If we assume the planes will be fueld with the pre notion that there will be 4 passengers at 170 lbs each - that leaves us with 680 lbs in body weight.
After subtacting body weight and fuel weight, we get a remainder of 120 lbs - which is my proposed weight that the Cessna can hold in the trunk
 
1000lb gross weight - 200lb for fuel = 800 lb
800lb - 680lb for passengers = 120 lb
remaining 120lb = cargo weight
 
 

" I agree that the planes should have much more Y inventory space.  It would make them viable for drug running as it's very possible to land and take off from most locations.  To make it worth the risk of running drugs in a plane, they should be able to carry more." -Goldberg Attorney at Law
^ Planes add another dimension of gameplay and drug running, right now the risk/reward is not high enough. Risk is way too high for only 80 weight. I now propose 120 weight for all planes, I think everyone can agree this will not be game breaking in ANY fashion. Planes are hard to fly, expensive, and have huge risk. Those who chose to run money with planes should have higher reward for the trouble they go through.
 
A bit of info on plane weight vvv
 
The gross amount a Cessna 172 can hold is around 1000 lbs. 200 lbs for fuel, which leaves you with about 800 lbs for people and cargo. If we assume the planes will be fueld with the pre notion that there will be 4 passengers at 170 lbs each - that leaves us with 680 lbs in body weight.
After subtacting body weight and fuel weight, we get a remainder of 120 lbs - which is my proposed weight that the Cessna can hold in the trunk
 
1000lb gross weight - 200lb for fuel = 800 lb
800lb - 680lb for passengers = 120 lb
remaining 120lb = cargo weight
 
 

" I agree that the planes should have much more Y inventory space.  It would make them viable for drug running as it's very possible to land and take off from most locations.  To make it worth the risk of running drugs in a plane, they should be able to carry more." -Goldberg Attorney at Law
^ Planes add another dimension of gameplay and drug running, right now the risk/reward is not high enough. Risk is way too high for only 80 weight. I now propose 120 weight for all planes, I think everyone can agree this will not be game breaking in ANY fashion. Planes are hard to fly, expensive, and have huge risk. Those who chose to run money with planes should have higher reward for the trouble they go through.
 
A bit of info on plane weight vvv
 
The gross amount a Cessna 172 can hold is around 1000 lbs. 200 lbs for fuel, which leaves you with about 800 lbs for people and cargo. If we assume the planes will be fueld with the pre notion that there will be 4 passengers at 170 lbs each - that leaves us with 680 lbs in body weight.
After subtacting body weight and fuel weight, we get a remainder of 120 lbs - which is my proposed weight that the Cessna can hold in the trunk
 
1000lb gross weight - 200lb for fuel = 800 lb
800lb - 680lb for passengers = 120 lb
remaining 120lb = cargo weight
 
 

It worked turns out i had more mods loaded than just asylum ty 

How To Make Alcohol
 
Before reading this guide, please note, the majority of the alcohol process is ILLEGAL
This guide is currently unfinished, however, it has the majority of info you need to start making your booze
!You will also need a house with a keg, purchasable at the Home Improvement store!
If you are confused by something or have questions, let me know!
Please read: I would like to thank everyone who helped me put this guide together. On behalf of everyone, I urge you all to be kind and friendly at the Distillery. We're all just trying to make some booze, man.
 
brew master title pls admin
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 1: Get your materials
There are 3 types of alcohol you can make, each requires a different set of ingredients.
Below is a list of the recipes, as well as what each plant looks like so you know how to gather them
Moonshine: Corn, Water, Yeast
Whiskey: Corn or Rye, Water, Yeast, Barley
Scotch: Water, Yeast, Barley
***WATER AND YEAST CAN BE OBTAINED FROM A MARKET***
BARLEY

 
CORN
 

RYE

**Note that the RYE plant is a shorter version of the CORN plant
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 2: Distilling your product
You will now need to take AT LEAST 1* of each ingredient, respective to the recipe you chose to make, to the distillery. Remember, this is an ILLEGAL area.
.
*if you have, say, 20 water, 20 yeast, and 20 barley, you will make 20 Scotch
 



Your product is not finished, continue on to the next step.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 3: Aging your product
To age your product, place the un aged alcohol in your barrel.
Your product will begin to "age" over several server restarts in set increments.
For Scotch, it ages 20 per stage per restart, I diagram below shows how it ages. 
For Whiskey, there is no set increment
Assuming what you had 100 scotch in your barrel, this is what it would look like over many restarts, courtesy of Bikstok:
- Before restart:
[100] new make scotch
- 1st restart:
[20] scotch
[80] new make scotch
- 2nd restart:
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[60] new make scotch
- 3rd restart:
[20] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[40] new make scotch
- 4th restart:
[40] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[20] new make scotch
- 5th restart:
[60] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
- 6th restart:
[80] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
- 7th restart:
[100] 25 year scotch
**It will look the same for Whiskey, except it will be aging 60 at a time**

After the first restart with the base product in your house, it will upgrade to stage 2. In this case, my "New Make Scotch" upgraded to "Scotch" after one restart.
Note that only 20 were aged.

Now that you have "Scotch" in your barrel, wait another restart, and it will turn into "15 year Scotch"

After another restart (3rd), your 15 year will turn into 25 year Scotch. This is your final product.

Now that you have a finished product, take it to Wongs Food and Alcohol and make some bank!!
Keep in mind that alcohol ages in set increments, for Scotch that increment appears to be 20. It will take several restarts for an entire crate to fully age, as it will only age 20 per step per restart.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some More Tips:
Scotch sells for the most money if you're aging in bulk
You must be online during a restart for it to count for aging, however, it will age if you're in the lobby over restart
While only a set amount can age, you can have multiple barrels to multiply the process
Moonshine doesn't need to be aged
You can have any configuration of aging barrel/crate in your house
All the ingredients way 1, and every stage of drink weighs 3*
Barley, Corn, and Rye are LITERALLY everywhere
More tips coming as I find them
 
*still researching whiskey
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prices of final product:
25 Year Scotch = 1050
15 Year Scotch = 640
Scotch = ?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reserve Corn Whiskey = 455
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Moonshine = 230 (?)
 

In-game name: Tiefs/Tiefman/Kiefman
Age: 16
Hours on Arma 3 (Screenshot required): 2 accounts (both donor 4)
 

(i let friends/gang members use this 1 if banned)^
Previous Gangs: "FUCK TS" "Project Syndicate"
What level donator are you: 4
Why would you like to join Torment: I hear you guys are legit
What can you bring to Torment: PILOT SKILLZZZZ
How active will you be? (Ex:5-6 Days a week): All the time
What current members could vouch for you: Teamfrizzy

 

 

 

 

 

 

Starting a little series of funny clips from asylum... hope you enjoy! feedback loved<3
 
 

As far as I know, yes.

if you stay still they wont notice you... their simple brains only evolved to pick up rapid and sudden movement...

the name tunnel snakes is already taken bro

the name tunnel snakes is already taken bro

yes! we need more "street gang" type weapons... PDWs... pistols... sawed offs.. etc..

How To Make Alcohol
 
Before reading this guide, please note, the majority of the alcohol process is ILLEGAL
This guide is currently unfinished, however, it has the majority of info you need to start making your booze
!You will also need a house with a keg, purchasable at the Home Improvement store!
If you are confused by something or have questions, let me know!
Please read: I would like to thank everyone who helped me put this guide together. On behalf of everyone, I urge you all to be kind and friendly at the Distillery. We're all just trying to make some booze, man.
 
brew master title pls admin
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 1: Get your materials
There are 3 types of alcohol you can make, each requires a different set of ingredients.
Below is a list of the recipes, as well as what each plant looks like so you know how to gather them
Moonshine: Corn, Water, Yeast
Whiskey: Corn or Rye, Water, Yeast, Barley
Scotch: Water, Yeast, Barley
***WATER AND YEAST CAN BE OBTAINED FROM A MARKET***
BARLEY

 
CORN
 

RYE

**Note that the RYE plant is a shorter version of the CORN plant
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 2: Distilling your product
You will now need to take AT LEAST 1* of each ingredient, respective to the recipe you chose to make, to the distillery. Remember, this is an ILLEGAL area.
.
*if you have, say, 20 water, 20 yeast, and 20 barley, you will make 20 Scotch
 



Your product is not finished, continue on to the next step.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 3: Aging your product
To age your product, place the un aged alcohol in your barrel.
Your product will begin to "age" over several server restarts in set increments.
For Scotch, it ages 20 per stage per restart, I diagram below shows how it ages. 
For Whiskey, there is no set increment
Assuming what you had 100 scotch in your barrel, this is what it would look like over many restarts, courtesy of Bikstok:
- Before restart:
[100] new make scotch
- 1st restart:
[20] scotch
[80] new make scotch
- 2nd restart:
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[60] new make scotch
- 3rd restart:
[20] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[40] new make scotch
- 4th restart:
[40] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[20] new make scotch
- 5th restart:
[60] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
- 6th restart:
[80] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
- 7th restart:
[100] 25 year scotch
**It will look the same for Whiskey, except it will be aging 60 at a time**

After the first restart with the base product in your house, it will upgrade to stage 2. In this case, my "New Make Scotch" upgraded to "Scotch" after one restart.
Note that only 20 were aged.

Now that you have "Scotch" in your barrel, wait another restart, and it will turn into "15 year Scotch"

After another restart (3rd), your 15 year will turn into 25 year Scotch. This is your final product.

Now that you have a finished product, take it to Wongs Food and Alcohol and make some bank!!
Keep in mind that alcohol ages in set increments, for Scotch that increment appears to be 20. It will take several restarts for an entire crate to fully age, as it will only age 20 per step per restart.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some More Tips:
Scotch sells for the most money if you're aging in bulk
You must be online during a restart for it to count for aging, however, it will age if you're in the lobby over restart
While only a set amount can age, you can have multiple barrels to multiply the process
Moonshine doesn't need to be aged
You can have any configuration of aging barrel/crate in your house
All the ingredients way 1, and every stage of drink weighs 3*
Barley, Corn, and Rye are LITERALLY everywhere
More tips coming as I find them
 
*still researching whiskey
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prices of final product:
25 Year Scotch = 1050
15 Year Scotch = 640
Scotch = ?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reserve Corn Whiskey = 455
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Moonshine = 230 (?)
 

How To Make Alcohol
 
Before reading this guide, please note, the majority of the alcohol process is ILLEGAL
This guide is currently unfinished, however, it has the majority of info you need to start making your booze
!You will also need a house with a keg, purchasable at the Home Improvement store!
If you are confused by something or have questions, let me know!
Please read: I would like to thank everyone who helped me put this guide together. On behalf of everyone, I urge you all to be kind and friendly at the Distillery. We're all just trying to make some booze, man.
 
brew master title pls admin
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 1: Get your materials
There are 3 types of alcohol you can make, each requires a different set of ingredients.
Below is a list of the recipes, as well as what each plant looks like so you know how to gather them
Moonshine: Corn, Water, Yeast
Whiskey: Corn or Rye, Water, Yeast, Barley
Scotch: Water, Yeast, Barley
***WATER AND YEAST CAN BE OBTAINED FROM A MARKET***
BARLEY

 
CORN
 

RYE

**Note that the RYE plant is a shorter version of the CORN plant
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 2: Distilling your product
You will now need to take AT LEAST 1* of each ingredient, respective to the recipe you chose to make, to the distillery. Remember, this is an ILLEGAL area.
.
*if you have, say, 20 water, 20 yeast, and 20 barley, you will make 20 Scotch
 



Your product is not finished, continue on to the next step.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 3: Aging your product
To age your product, place the un aged alcohol in your barrel.
Your product will begin to "age" over several server restarts in set increments.
For Scotch, it ages 20 per stage per restart, I diagram below shows how it ages. 
For Whiskey, there is no set increment
Assuming what you had 100 scotch in your barrel, this is what it would look like over many restarts, courtesy of Bikstok:
- Before restart:
[100] new make scotch
- 1st restart:
[20] scotch
[80] new make scotch
- 2nd restart:
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[60] new make scotch
- 3rd restart:
[20] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[40] new make scotch
- 4th restart:
[40] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[20] new make scotch
- 5th restart:
[60] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
- 6th restart:
[80] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
- 7th restart:
[100] 25 year scotch
**It will look the same for Whiskey, except it will be aging 60 at a time**

After the first restart with the base product in your house, it will upgrade to stage 2. In this case, my "New Make Scotch" upgraded to "Scotch" after one restart.
Note that only 20 were aged.

Now that you have "Scotch" in your barrel, wait another restart, and it will turn into "15 year Scotch"

After another restart (3rd), your 15 year will turn into 25 year Scotch. This is your final product.

Now that you have a finished product, take it to Wongs Food and Alcohol and make some bank!!
Keep in mind that alcohol ages in set increments, for Scotch that increment appears to be 20. It will take several restarts for an entire crate to fully age, as it will only age 20 per step per restart.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some More Tips:
Scotch sells for the most money if you're aging in bulk
You must be online during a restart for it to count for aging, however, it will age if you're in the lobby over restart
While only a set amount can age, you can have multiple barrels to multiply the process
Moonshine doesn't need to be aged
You can have any configuration of aging barrel/crate in your house
All the ingredients way 1, and every stage of drink weighs 3*
Barley, Corn, and Rye are LITERALLY everywhere
More tips coming as I find them
 
*still researching whiskey
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prices of final product:
25 Year Scotch = 1050
15 Year Scotch = 640
Scotch = ?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reserve Corn Whiskey = 455
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Moonshine = 230 (?)
 

 
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How To Make Alcohol
 
Before reading this guide, please note, the majority of the alcohol process is ILLEGAL
This guide is currently unfinished, however, it has the majority of info you need to start making your booze
!You will also need a house with a keg, purchasable at the Home Improvement store!
If you are confused by something or have questions, let me know!
Please read: I would like to thank everyone who helped me put this guide together. On behalf of everyone, I urge you all to be kind and friendly at the Distillery. We're all just trying to make some booze, man.
 
brew master title pls admin
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 1: Get your materials
There are 3 types of alcohol you can make, each requires a different set of ingredients.
Below is a list of the recipes, as well as what each plant looks like so you know how to gather them
Moonshine: Corn, Water, Yeast
Whiskey: Corn or Rye, Water, Yeast, Barley
Scotch: Water, Yeast, Barley
***WATER AND YEAST CAN BE OBTAINED FROM A MARKET***
BARLEY

 
CORN
 

RYE

**Note that the RYE plant is a shorter version of the CORN plant
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 2: Distilling your product
You will now need to take AT LEAST 1* of each ingredient, respective to the recipe you chose to make, to the distillery. Remember, this is an ILLEGAL area.
.
*if you have, say, 20 water, 20 yeast, and 20 barley, you will make 20 Scotch
 



Your product is not finished, continue on to the next step.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 3: Aging your product
To age your product, place the un aged alcohol in your barrel.
Your product will begin to "age" over several server restarts in set increments.
For Scotch, it ages 20 per stage per restart, I diagram below shows how it ages. 
For Whiskey, there is no set increment
Assuming what you had 100 scotch in your barrel, this is what it would look like over many restarts, courtesy of Bikstok:
- Before restart:
[100] new make scotch
- 1st restart:
[20] scotch
[80] new make scotch
- 2nd restart:
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[60] new make scotch
- 3rd restart:
[20] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[40] new make scotch
- 4th restart:
[40] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[20] new make scotch
- 5th restart:
[60] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
- 6th restart:
[80] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
- 7th restart:
[100] 25 year scotch
**It will look the same for Whiskey, except it will be aging 60 at a time**

After the first restart with the base product in your house, it will upgrade to stage 2. In this case, my "New Make Scotch" upgraded to "Scotch" after one restart.
Note that only 20 were aged.

Now that you have "Scotch" in your barrel, wait another restart, and it will turn into "15 year Scotch"

After another restart (3rd), your 15 year will turn into 25 year Scotch. This is your final product.

Now that you have a finished product, take it to Wongs Food and Alcohol and make some bank!!
Keep in mind that alcohol ages in set increments, for Scotch that increment appears to be 20. It will take several restarts for an entire crate to fully age, as it will only age 20 per step per restart.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some More Tips:
Scotch sells for the most money if you're aging in bulk
You must be online during a restart for it to count for aging, however, it will age if you're in the lobby over restart
While only a set amount can age, you can have multiple barrels to multiply the process
Moonshine doesn't need to be aged
You can have any configuration of aging barrel/crate in your house
All the ingredients way 1, and every stage of drink weighs 3*
Barley, Corn, and Rye are LITERALLY everywhere
More tips coming as I find them
 
*still researching whiskey
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prices of final product:
25 Year Scotch = 1050
15 Year Scotch = 640
Scotch = ?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reserve Corn Whiskey = 455
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Moonshine = 230 (?)
 

How To Make Alcohol
 
Before reading this guide, please note, the majority of the alcohol process is ILLEGAL
This guide is currently unfinished, however, it has the majority of info you need to start making your booze
!You will also need a house with a keg, purchasable at the Home Improvement store!
If you are confused by something or have questions, let me know!
Please read: I would like to thank everyone who helped me put this guide together. On behalf of everyone, I urge you all to be kind and friendly at the Distillery. We're all just trying to make some booze, man.
 
brew master title pls admin
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 1: Get your materials
There are 3 types of alcohol you can make, each requires a different set of ingredients.
Below is a list of the recipes, as well as what each plant looks like so you know how to gather them
Moonshine: Corn, Water, Yeast
Whiskey: Corn or Rye, Water, Yeast, Barley
Scotch: Water, Yeast, Barley
***WATER AND YEAST CAN BE OBTAINED FROM A MARKET***
BARLEY

 
CORN
 

RYE

**Note that the RYE plant is a shorter version of the CORN plant
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 2: Distilling your product
You will now need to take AT LEAST 1* of each ingredient, respective to the recipe you chose to make, to the distillery. Remember, this is an ILLEGAL area.
.
*if you have, say, 20 water, 20 yeast, and 20 barley, you will make 20 Scotch
 



Your product is not finished, continue on to the next step.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 3: Aging your product
To age your product, place the un aged alcohol in your barrel.
Your product will begin to "age" over several server restarts in set increments.
For Scotch, it ages 20 per stage per restart, I diagram below shows how it ages. 
For Whiskey, there is no set increment
Assuming what you had 100 scotch in your barrel, this is what it would look like over many restarts, courtesy of Bikstok:
- Before restart:
[100] new make scotch
- 1st restart:
[20] scotch
[80] new make scotch
- 2nd restart:
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[60] new make scotch
- 3rd restart:
[20] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[40] new make scotch
- 4th restart:
[40] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[20] new make scotch
- 5th restart:
[60] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
- 6th restart:
[80] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
- 7th restart:
[100] 25 year scotch
**It will look the same for Whiskey, except it will be aging 60 at a time**

After the first restart with the base product in your house, it will upgrade to stage 2. In this case, my "New Make Scotch" upgraded to "Scotch" after one restart.
Note that only 20 were aged.

Now that you have "Scotch" in your barrel, wait another restart, and it will turn into "15 year Scotch"

After another restart (3rd), your 15 year will turn into 25 year Scotch. This is your final product.

Now that you have a finished product, take it to Wongs Food and Alcohol and make some bank!!
Keep in mind that alcohol ages in set increments, for Scotch that increment appears to be 20. It will take several restarts for an entire crate to fully age, as it will only age 20 per step per restart.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some More Tips:
Scotch sells for the most money if you're aging in bulk
You must be online during a restart for it to count for aging, however, it will age if you're in the lobby over restart
While only a set amount can age, you can have multiple barrels to multiply the process
Moonshine doesn't need to be aged
You can have any configuration of aging barrel/crate in your house
All the ingredients way 1, and every stage of drink weighs 3*
Barley, Corn, and Rye are LITERALLY everywhere
More tips coming as I find them
 
*still researching whiskey
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prices of final product:
25 Year Scotch = 1050
15 Year Scotch = 640
Scotch = ?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reserve Corn Whiskey = 455
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Moonshine = 230 (?)
 

Kingaroo is a fucking aussie shit bag, his internet is always garbage

Kingaroo is a fucking aussie shit bag, his internet is always garbage