l4z0rr0b0tz
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want to play pogs
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34 minutes ago, Legit said:
That one was better
But I do not like rap so
here is a haiku
Ok, that was clever, I'll def give u that
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There once was a bellyacher named legit / I once met his momma then I hit it and quit
Its always fun to fuck with the APD / cause deep down they wish they could be just like me
I'm free and I don't take orders from no one / I'm leet and I could beat you in a duel with no gun
So suck on my nutz all police dudes / I made em extra salty just like cashews -
Just now, Legit said:
I feel bad for you if you find that rap funny. Lewd comments usually stop being awkward/funny after puberty.
Well I feel bad for you that you can't loosen up and have a laugh ya old fuddy duddy stick in the mud mofa, don't hear you sharing your raps, so you can't really talk haha
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10 minutes ago, Legit said:
I'm not a rapper, but I don't think you can just make up words so it rhymes
Sure you can, I do it all the time, I do whatever I want and you can't stop me, I have a sense of humor, something some people can't comprehend but oh well!
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I've actually been on Asylum for like over 2 years now but I haven't properly introduced myself so here we go:
I'm a boss, I don't take no loss / Suck on me more than u brush & floss
Go back to your mom's house so I can be your dad / riding on her ass cause I know it makes you mad,
you aint got shit, so whatcha gonna do?/Come to Kavala & Meet my Crew
Suck on my boner when we are aloner/Feels real good, cause I'm always a stoner
I get real high then I kill u noobz/Suck on my nutsack or I'll jizz on ur boobz
Always bring a rubber and I don't use lubez / cause I don't want yo mama's scabies all up in my pubez
If you think you're smart, you're wrong and I'm smarter / I'll run around around your brain until you feel retarder
You can't hold a candle, so break yo ass / I'll see you on Asylum where I smoke dat grass.
l4z0rr0b0tz, peach street 4 life, OG server 3 come say hi when you're done jacking it at Cartels and trying to put your dick into square holesXehons and Silver-Spy like this -
YESS finally my dreams are coming true
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Previous Names: l4z0rr0b0tz
Age: older than u
Hours(screenshot): more than u
What can you contribute to Velocity: fighting racist little dweebs within the ranks, shooting down friendly helis, RDM/exploiting skillz
Previous Gangs: Peach Street, come say hi to us in Kavala sometime if you get bored jacking each other off at empty cartels
Why are you interested in joining Velocity: you guys suck, I'm not the best player of all time, but you would make me look like an expert MLG pro by comparison
Anyone Who Could Vouch For You: your moms would vouch for my dick being huge because I lined them up and train wrecked em
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Hi
Tonight I had my armed offroad for the first time. I had the talent and the ammo boxes, and I loaded them, but they immediately disappeared! Is the armed offload broken??? I spent a ton of time and money making this, let alone the ammo! Please explain
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Love the new motorcycle colors but unfortunately the Yahama is not saving now
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Cant chop any vehicles currently
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Can't chop certain vehicles, such as the Perarri and the custom cop flying brick
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Can't access Air Shops at Alice Springs or Perth... other ones work for me. Other people say they have been able to access these but they are not Donors. If it's a Donor thing it doesn't say that anywhere. Things I've tried: Unlearning and relearning talents, reconnecting in different slots. I may try voiding and relearning my pilots license but I don't think that will do the trick either
Edit: Ive noticed both of these NPCS are pretty close to something else with a scroll-wheel-interact feature. Maybe if they were moved away from ATMS and doors that would help. But I really have no idea
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Server down? What happened?
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What can I say, I'm a serial killer