Sky

yes, this is indeed how i met my best friend. wtf did i just watch

You can hear the exact moment when we both shit our pants. I still can't believe how slick that was.

Once in a while I like to take clueless players on "ride alongs", meaning I let them chill with us in the car and let them see what it's like being a cop (unfortunately can't necessarily bring them to feds/banks). Most of them find it enjoyable since a lot of them are waiting to meet the requirements for the APD and just wanna see the different possibilities that Asylum has to offer. Unfortunately, some of them were harmed in the process, but all in all they have a good time :3

You'll be back. They always come back... i love you long time <3

Daaaamn never knew I patrolled with a stud

CHICKEN TIKKA IS LOVE CHICKEN TIKKA IS LIFE

Constable Rookie: holy shit this guy is fun to RP with. Long story short, he made himself, RJ, Abstand, and I all fathers of the same 2 kids in a matter of seconds Corporal RJ: this fucking guy goes around as a slutty nurse who heals everyone while high on cocaine or on a red gull overdose, can't tell which Lieutenant. Cadet. Rock Hardick: He's self explanatory

In game name - Skyanide Age- 17 Hours played(Screen shot if possible) - About 850? I'll try and update w/ a screenshot later Donor Level - 3 Are you in the APD? - Yes, Corporal on S3 Previous Gangs - No major ones Tell us about yourself and why we should let you in - Having been in the APD for the past 5 months, I have grown in tactical awareness and sharpshooting as well as vehicle handling. Other than that, I'm just another laid back player looking for a fun group of people to play with. I patrol S3 most of the time, which is why you might not have seen me before. Anyone who can vouch for you in the gang? - Nope.

Oh you passed your ride along...wonder which SGT. made THAT mistake...

Chloe needed to be put down, she was far too unstable and ugly

Chloe is fucking crazy, man. I tried to give you some leniency but i just couldn't

As Hiraku said, APD officers are permitted to move vehicles to the side if it is obstructing some sort of pathway. I understand why you are questioning this, but try to understand that you have all the time you need to set up and you have a short amount of time to successfully rob the bank. The APD has to push you in order to ease the tension, and if we had to lockpick your vehicles, the bank would be EVEN MORE overwhelmingly rebel sided, considering you have higher ground, key defensive positions, 7.62 rifles, grenades, and more.

Being on the APD is always a good break from civ life. Gives you many opportunities to RP without the chances of losing $20k worth of gear. It is also a good way to meet other players. Being an officer is also a privilege, so don't abuse your position. Play fairly and be considerate when interacting with civilians. I'll be PMing you some extra things to remember for your cadet week if you were to be accepted. Remember, YO DAMN VOICE IS YO PRIMARY WEAPON.

You really gotta stop generalizing all cops, my man. Anyways, welcome to the Asylum, Mr. Ross. Please don't poison our peaches supply. If you have any general questions about the server or APD, feel free to message

power lines are every pilot's worst nightmare

The whole world must see the truth.

New intro :-} The name's Skyanide. I've been here for a little over a year now. I joined the APD in August and became a career pi- cop from there. I'm currently a Corporal and am precincted on 3. I love to roleplay, so when you find me on the server go ahead and put the gun away, we can talk over some hot tea or some shit. Being a career cop gives me a lot of extra money too, so if you need some go ahead and ask for it, but I'd like to see some roleplay. You can usually find me rolling with cadet RJ but I also take breaks to get one tapped by an insanity member. RL: I'm studying pharmacy in NY, work as a part time classroom assistant, and spend what little free time I have with you crazy fucks. I sorta like it here. PM me for nudes of Crow