Das Otter

you really that socially insecure that you need to make a forum post trying to justify you getting shot?

10/10 cringiest name

I don't know how to feel about this

We can change that... put me in coach I will wipe out entire races, I will lay waste by land, air and sea. The screams of nations will echo our affinity. YOU WILL SEE ME

DENIED sorry las, not enough experience

ayyy nice ^^

best part is the amount of shit talk he was going off in side before that haha

ummmmm.....you have one appearance

thank you gentlemen

here we gooooo again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOtb3OtFfQk&feature=youtu.be

Aaaaaand the conclusion of the trip

Just got rescued! Thanks for all the concern everyone

Ohh shit dork trying to show off his big dick. Watchu gonna do about it Joey?

You shut your whore mouth, the japs make all the best offroads!

Update.... @l1on I am now 20 hours into the bush, stomach is not happy and is dreaming of greasy fast food. Am no longer capable of masturbating and everything is beginning to smell like cheese. Friend is still not going to be back for another 4 hours. Send aid fam

Thats from earlier in the day

Well, went offroading and managed to snap a tire rod linkage at the top of a mountain. So now im stuck here alone while my buddy goes and gets parts for tomorrow....except that his clutch spooled out 5km down from me......so im probably here for awhile haha On the bright side I have a cell charger, reception and a full tank of gas

I mean....old prison was perfect...it was cop strategies that failed not the location. Cops all zerg rush? Easy. Cops all snipe? Easy. But mix the two (2-3 snipers hard aiming towers while rest push) and all of a sudden rebels are having a tough time. Barracks landing where aids af for rebels. If you see @Hubschrauber online you knew it was going to be a rough prison. Why? Because he has it figured out. Its not the location, its the way not many of the cops gave a shit about trying to figure it out

Yeah im trying really hard, but no matter how shit my ifrit driving gets I cant get it down to your level of trash drops

*community gives plenty of intelligent, thought out suggestions* "NUH UH GURL NOT HAPPENING AND WE NOT TELLING YOU WHY OR EVEN GONNA TRY TO FIX BUT HERES SOME BLOOD TO PUT ON YOUR IFRIT"

Must have at least 3 kids to apply

I was born.....6 gun in my hand

this has to be the worst gang name ive seen yet haha. Good luck tho.

Seemed pretty chill. Has my +1