One Eye Jack

I don't have enough popcorn in the world for the hurt this mans bottom feels.

I wouldn't even trust my best friend with more than a dollar. Yup.

First person = man/woman status 3rd person = boy/girl status

Says the guy who makes a subversive comment, and then gets butt hurt when any type of reaction happens. It'd be like if I walked up to you in public and called you a random derogatory name, and if you said anything back, I was like "woah dude, didn't you notice my nuance?!". Do me a favor and get a sticky note, write "irony" on it and paste it on your forehead so you see it every time you wake up in the morning. :-*

There is nothing RP about someone having worked in law enforcement. Keep the snark to yourself.

I was an officer in the Boston Police Department for a little over 2 years, and within that short period of time...you would not believe the type of down right circus level excuses i've heard. These clips are just a sample...I mean think about it, this is just the type of shit caught by one camera, in a country with thousands of cops. I've got stories for days and days.

Some great dudes in this group, though i'd surely like to pee all over the feet of a few guys in particular. But hey, at least it's pee and not poop.

Never doubt 3rd person view, ever. You're still a bunghole, but this gets my props.

Correction, it seems that it's either glitched or temp. disabled, as you can no longer put the barrel in your boat (it just vanishes). I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet...but then again i've only looked around a small bit in regards towards it.

I'm one of your new resident "friendly" citizens. You can find me out in the field picking berries and giving hugs, whilst always obeying the law to the maximum extent. I swear.