One Eye Jack
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13 hours ago, Googie said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
For the love of god, please tell me this message really wasn't said by someone...
As someone who was actually in the military, 75th Rangers to be exact, this is laughable beyond reason. That and no man with this type of top 5 tier status within the armed forces...would be blabbing on the internet about it, nor their achievements.
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This thread needs a total revival!
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17 hours ago, Mahdizzle said:
I don't have enough popcorn in the world for the hurt this mans bottom feels.
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I wouldn't even trust my best friend with more than a dollar.
Yup.
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First person = man/woman status
3rd person = boy/girl status
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13 hours ago, Parker said:
Says the guy who makes a subversive comment, and then gets butt hurt when any type of reaction happens.
It'd be like if I walked up to you in public and called you a random derogatory name, and if you said anything back, I was like "woah dude, didn't you notice my nuance?!".
Do me a favor and get a sticky note, write "irony" on it and paste it on your forehead so you see it every time you wake up in the morning.
:-*
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7 hours ago, Parker said:
That's just some good RP bruh
There is nothing RP about someone having worked in law enforcement.
Keep the snark to yourself.
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On 7/17/2016 at 8:28 PM, Shane McCoy said:
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Money not spent on DDOS protection
No amount of money (within reason) could protect again DDoS protection regardless, when it's a public server.
All they need to do is just flood the system with packets and given that it's a public server, it opens it up to easy attack. (It's always funny when hosting companies claim to have DDoS protection).
The sad part is that most of the DDoS related attacks are from butt hurt eleventeen year olds buying $2 injectors to mess with the server, because they were banned for scripting or some other stupid reason that they fail to understand.
The solution to DDoSing is...finding these kids, tying them up with razor wire and sticking them in a basement in Iraq, so they can starve to death and get eaten alive by roaches and rats. #feedthemtotherats
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29 minutes ago, Patrick James said:
Ever since Bohemia decided to do a complete 180 in terms of their donation stance, Paratus has been paying out of his pocket in order to make ends meet... It's been costing about one thousand dollars a month for him to keep the servers up and running so quit your bitching and deal with 5 servers...
Donation stance? You mean, monetary stance...
And where in my comment does it say "give us more servers"? Or are you that quick to fire off a defensive comment without stopping to take two steps back and understand the understanding of nuance? No need to get salty. We're having a discussion, not an argument.
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On 7/17/2016 at 9:54 PM, Hanzo/Dirty Scrubz said:
I just donated another $40 yesterday and I hear a lot of people are buying loot keys so I'm sure money is coming in.
If you knew the amount these servers were pulling in annually...you'd shit your pantaloons.
It's well into the six figure range. (INB4 warning)
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On 7/17/2016 at 8:26 PM, Mcgee said:
Can we have like another server or two? Pretty much, since I been playing for the past few weeks, at this time all of them are full with a back log of others waiting to join. I mean people are spamming the enter button right now to join a server because they are full. Here is a screenshot of what the trackers are saying: http://prntscr.com/bu5wsf
And on a personal note, I like to think all the staff members of Asylum along with the players for making this community great. This community is awesome.
Thanks,
McGeeIncreasing player cap is not easy (don't let them tell you they can't, because they can).
But as things are lately...with the god awful quality of the servers, I would not be surprised to see a dramatic dip on players over time to more stable servers. People are only able to deal with technical issues for so long before it just becomes a complete waste of their time.
The boost in money from items such as keys, etc will hopefully be put into bettering the servers (I know I could personally build a rack to host 100 players smoothly for under $30k).
It's truly not a great feat when you have access to funds, to build 3 new racks, rent an apartment that has access to fiber connection, set those up in said apartment and hire a part time IT to manage and maintain said servers with the total funds coming in each year...with PLENTY left to go around to the owners/staff after the fact. I can personally attest, as I know someone who does the very same thing in relation to renting public server space to various clients all over the world.
However, depending on other companies to funnel your traffic, etc without having direct access to said servers (I.E. renting a server from something like Fragnet, Gameservers, etc....for this type of traffic...is a GOD AWFUL and insanely half-assed way to deal with the problem and save money).
But hey, i'm not one of the men/women behind he curtain, so who knows.
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I was an officer in the Boston Police Department for a little over 2 years, and within that short period of time...you would not believe the type of down right circus level excuses i've heard.
These clips are just a sample...I mean think about it, this is just the type of shit caught by one camera, in a country with thousands of cops.
I've got stories for days and days.
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3 hours ago, Legit said:
Maybe because "Robocopping" isn't against the rules whatsoever and if it was everybody would just cry about how they are being robocopped when a cop doesn't believe their "I was given this gun and told to rob a bank and kill as many people as possible" story.
It's as simple as treating it like a double edge sword.
People who are filing a report of "robocopping" should have to have solid evidence of their claim. If the claim feels slandering, they are subject to a penalty in some ways. This would hold people responsible for not only robocopping (by actually cracking down on APD who are doing it) but people who are abusing the reporting system simply because they're butthurt, etc.
THE SOLUTION IS DROP DEAD SIMPLE!
You hold APD officers more accountable (they're NOT above the law, and even as a soon to be constable, I have zero issue with this in general) and you tighten down and start setting examples for false reporters.
But regardless of everything, if you need money that bad while playing as a cop...you're doing something wrong. I'm making absurd amounts of money in my cadet week right now, and if i'm dumb enough to blow it all in CIV in a few days when I can go back...that's my own damn fault.
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I can't help but laugh at one major flaw everyone is missing here...
Why aren't punishments more severe for trigger happy cops?
This is the age old question that comes down the pipeline into real life...
I.E. Take away citizens rights to have guns, it'll magically decrease crime. Keep citizens rights to have guns, it'll magically decrease crime.
Raise minimum wage, everyone makes more money, inflation kicks into effect to keep a large portion of businesses a float.
ETC ETC ETC, it goes on and on and on. It's a two sided argument where both sides are right, and wrong. I'm just surprised at the fact that everyone is pretty much saying "because of robocopping, we can't do X, Y and Z", when in reality you're admitting to giving into those players and in turn...punishing those of us who follow the rules.
Perhaps the answer isn't so black and white, as in "keep/remove or increase", but maybe the answer is within the method itself.
Since becoming a cadet 3 days ago, i've already earned over 300k...
If cops are that hard up for money that they're willing to break the rules for pure profit, then they simply should NOT be on the force. Period.
Increasing the 5 minute wage in stressful areas such as Kavala and Georgetown should be a thing, and for bounties in excess of 150k, it should go into a "processing" state to pend investigation by a higher up, to deem that nothing shady happened during said arrest/lethaling. That seems to be the only way to deal with the problem, other than removing those who seem to be in it for pure profit, and not the enjoyment and betterment of the server. After all, what were you asked in your first interview? Why do you want to be APD. And i'm sure as shit sure if you just said "to get rich off of virtual money that means nothing in the real world", you would have been denied on the spot.
So why does that change after you've become an officer? It's totally mental if you break it down and think about it.
In the end, players such as myself and others I know, are here because we want to have fun, learn things and give to the community. If you want to make money so bad, there are plenty of other options in Altis/Tanoa to do so...but I guess because they don't give you a hard-on with power and ease of access, it's below you? Either i'm missing something here that everyone else sees...or the answer is staring everyone in the face.
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I 2nd this.
We just processed a guy worth almost 500k, and out of the 10 officers who were online...we each received only 15k each!
We had spent countless resources and time trying to detain this guy, with large amounts of officers and citizens being downed non-stop.
It was certainly a bummer to see the amount we ended up with after that.
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Some great dudes in this group, though i'd surely like to pee all over the feet of a few guys in particular.
But hey, at least it's pee and not poop.
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Never doubt 3rd person view, ever.
You're still a bunghole, but this gets my props.
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While I love the map in a PVP/PVE sense, the flow of areas (and overwhelming large red zone areas) seems extremely disjointed and either far too sparse, or far to condensed.
I feel as if the locations need to be tweaked big time, while taking into consideration how roads work, travel distance, small paths, etc.
I'm perfectly fine with stuff like the heroin field being a death trap...and having some major ambush points, but the travel to and from processing, etc is insanely tedious. But this is just one example out of many I could make.
I'd urge other people that if they have ideas to help, to submit them, as i'll be doing the same. This way we can help optimize the map so more players can enjoy it!
P.S. Admins, how about a Server #6 with a 50 player cap for Stratis one day?! The more variety, the better!
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As a map, it's fantastic. People just want ease of access and are annoyed that they can't just cut through large amounts of hills to get to an area, but have to navigate roads, etc.
However, I do think that the placement of things (related to the server) need to be tweaked big time. Like BIG time.
I have a ton of suggestions on how to improve flow, spread people throughout the islands, etc.
And yes, i'm in the middle of submitting that information currently
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Correction, it seems that it's either glitched or temp. disabled, as you can no longer put the barrel in your boat (it just vanishes).
I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet...but then again i've only looked around a small bit in regards towards it.
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So I was wondering, as I think I encountered this the other day while playing, but I was on the Tanoa server and committed a crime, only to notice said bounty followed me over to the Altis server...
Is your profile persistent between the two islands? And does the staff intend on possibly making a feature where we could "fly" over to the islands back and forth? (this would be super cool).
I'm not sure how logistically this would work, but it's some food for thought.
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I'm one of your new resident "friendly" citizens.
You can find me out in the field picking berries and giving hugs, whilst always obeying the law to the maximum extent.
I swear.
Corruption within the staff
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This is Jason Bourne, obviously! We're just too much on pleb status to even grasp the nature of this natural born killer.