help me, dad

[Atmosphere]

So this bullshit has been happening for some reason ever since the last update.

 

Yes, I tried verifying game cache.

Yes, I tried reinstalling.

Yes, I tried hacking the NASA mainframe and stealing thousands of people's personal information and selling it to the Caribbeans for low prices.

Yes, I tried bcdedit -set TESTSIGNING OFF & ON. (Which required me to restart, and yes I did that too.)

Yes, I tried killing myself, but I was too fat for the rope.

Anyone?

[Goldberg Attorney at Law]

You hacked the wrong mainframe.  You need to hack NSA not NASA.  Jesus Atmo get it right.

[Sheriff Rick Grimes]

Delete system 32

[Das Otter]

NEVERMIND YOU ALREADY TRIED BCDEDIT

Edited February 25, 2016 by Das Otter

[Nex]

Download the bypass at runescape.com/thisiswhatyouneed.

[Sean // Fitty Bread]

yo whatup atmo SFB here i got  u

 

 

 

first click steam

then click arma 3

then click launch

ok?

 

then click play

ok?
 

now it should display this error

now what i want you to do is then

open task manager

okay!

then go to arma 

k?

then end process tree

okay? very important step here

then go to your battleye folder

boom its gone 

after you delete it of course

 

then go here

pornhub.com/

er

http://www.battleye.com/downloads/

 

now download

restart pc

then

bcdedit -set TESTSIGNING OFF

ok?

simple

restart

boom

jerk 1

boom ur good

 

 

Edited February 25, 2016 by Sean // Fitty Bread

[Donk]

everytime i got that error i just restarted steam and i would be fine

[What zit tooya]

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

[Gatorade]

5 hours ago, Goldberg Attorney at Law said:

You hacked the wrong mainframe.  You need to hack FSA not NASA.  Jesus Atmo get it right.

ftfy

[JonSnow]

Run in administrative mode. If that doesn't work. Follow these steps.

Step 1: Turn off Pc

Step 2: Unplug all cables connecting to it so no one is listening to your device.

Step 3: Pick up PC and coddle it in your arms. Signing it songs to make it feel better. 

Step 4: Plug everything back in. Boot PC. Run arma. 

"Jon Snow is one of the best tech support we have ever seen" -IGN 1999

[Buckwalter]

Not sure if it's the same issue but I was getting similar error messages.

Turned out my antivirus was deleting a certain battleye file. So make sure there aren't any anti virus conflicts.

Also, what is with people saying dad? Urban dictionary was of little use in this matter. 

[Diizzy]

Get a better injector 

[kryptonthegamer]

You need to become a crip and crip walk, with a drum in your gun, energizer bunny.

[Atmosphere]

3 hours ago, Buckwalter said:

Also, what is with people saying dad? Urban dictionary was of little use in this matter. 

I see a father figure in all of you, especially you Buck.

[Atmosphere]

11 hours ago, Sean // Fitty Bread said:

 

 

Oh shit dad, it worked. I love you.

[George]

Pour water on your computer, battle eye just needs to cool off

[Sean // Fitty Bread]

20 hours ago, Atmosphere said:

Oh shit dad, it worked. I love you.

You're welcome son