Goatse Security | OPEN |

[stoned turtle]

 

Introduction

Goatse Security is a private security firm established in 2001 specializing in penetration testing, asset recovery, and providing training support of law enforcement, the justice department, and military organizations. 

Requirements

Don't do dumb shit

Application Format

In-Game Name: 

Location:

Age:

Previous Gangs:

Arma 3 Hours (Screenshots):

How much money do you have?

Do you know anyone in the gang who will vouch for you? (Names)

Is there anything beneficial you can bring to us other than shooting, flying, or roleplaying skills? (Elaborate) 

[lukee]

wow this gang looks very good 👍💯🙂

[stoned turtle]

2 hours ago, lukee said:

wow this gang looks very good 👍💯🙂

 

it's gonna be the best darned gang youve ever seen! so far weve done cool things like chopping police hatchbacks and even some illegal stuff like [redacted] to kill cops! 

[lukee]

2 hours ago, stoned turtle said:

 

it's gonna be the best darned gang youve ever seen! so far weve done cool things like chopping police hatchbacks and even some illegal stuff like [redacted] to kill cops! 

WOW! 🙀🙀

[stoned turtle]

now recruiting for the Goatse Security 17th Tank Brigade

We exposed the gaping hole of the APD. 

Edited January 13, 2023 by stoned turtle

[stoned turtle]

WENT OUT TO EAT ON HIS BIRTHDAY 
1 SHOT 7 DEAD IN THE WORST WAY 
HE KEPT DISSIN ON MEEEE
NOW WE SMOKIN THE APDDDDDDDDD

 

Edited January 17, 2023 by stoned turtle

[stoned turtle]

 

NOW RECRUITING FOR THE GOATSE SECURITY SPACE PROGRAM


sadly there we no BBWS in this van, I was excited