I am quitting asylum because of what happened

[Jamal]

You know I've been dating this girl for like 2 months now and we have been casual and I wanted something a little more serious the only problem is there's only 2 more months left of school so I decided that I would ask her to prom. The first time I tried to ask her, her best friend cock blocked me then her best friends boyfriend came up to me and told me to go away. So I left, later I saw her again in the gym when I was working out I walked up to her and asked her again and she said Yes! I was so happy but then her best friend came up and started bitching me out for dating her I was so sick of her friend so I bitch slapped her and got into a fight with best friends boyfriend.  I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[kryptonthegamer]

Ok epTic 

[Alex:)]

another great meme 

[Gubber Flexx]

Dude this shit is too funny man!

[Jamal]

This story is going viral guys morgan freeman said he would narrate this

[Jack Hoff]

Does anyone else hate these threads? I do.

[Jamal]

@Jack Hoff Who tf even are you dude ive never seen you in my life why dont you go home to bel air

[Goldberg Attorney at Law]

[Eddie]

Daynk mehmees.

[Buck]

Simer down