Jack Hoff

Hey man! Welcome to the Asylum fitness forums. We have a ton of experts on protein powder, exercise kinesiology, hydration, and sports nutrition to guide you along. Good luck on your fitness journey!

I had stuff in my AE mail through a year-long break, so I'm gonna say no

I love when people add question marks to statements?

Nevermind. Arguing here would not help my case. Best of luck with your gang

Is that how you apply to jobs?

In game name: Jack Hoff Age: 17 Location/Timezone: EST Arma 3 hours(screenshot): https://gyazo.com/7ffd80a40813c01bada4837b3d397930 Asylum hours: ~200 Previous gangs: Latin Kings Do you have sufficient cartel experience?: I've only fought two cartels; however, I can shoot, and I can talk. Why do you want to join us?: Looking to have some fun before real life takes over in a few months. What can you bring to the FSA?: I have much practice with converting freshies to the worship of the Great Sun. This can't be much different. I also have an amazingly positive attitude! Do you know any current members who can vouch for you:? No, sorry.

How old are you: 17, but you wouldn't know it. Do you own any properties: Sold them when I took a year-long break Cartel Skills 1-10: I have no idea. I've only fought them twice, and both times my gang lost badly. Driving Skills 1-10: 8; I can drive Flying Skills 1-10: 5; spent about 50 hours flying total. Can hold my own if required, but it'd be a mistake to designate me as a pilot. Marksman Skills 1-10: 8; plenty of time on KoTH and Wasteland Role Playing Skills 1-10: 10/10; winner of 2015 "Altis Got Talent" Past Clan(s): Latin Kings Do you own Apex DLC: Nope, refuse to pay $35 for DLC Note: At the end of the day, I just want to have a good time. Arma is not my life; if you're expecting that from me, I will not be a good fit for your gang. Thanks for considering my application.

IGN: Jack Hoff Age: 17 Screenshot of A3 Hours: https://gyazo.com/7ffd80a40813c01bada4837b3d397930 Timezone: EST Member Vouches: None Gang History: Latin Kings, about a year ago Why you should be recruited: I can work with a team. I don't take myself too seriously. I will respect other members while avoiding juvenile trash-talking. I have experience, and I'm willing to learn. Above all, I want to have a good time. Thanks for considering me.

His post was a joke

I just now realized this is a Mark Twain reference... rip eptic

Dear readers- I would like to sincerely apologize for the unforgivable spelling error in the title.

For whatever reason, I have been unable to access my forum account at all on mobile or computer for the past 6 weeks. I can't post, like, comment, subscribe, log in, or anything really. The Asylum forums are my life and I have truly felt nothing but emptiness from the gaping hole in my soul that this event has left. Can anyone help me out here? I don't know how much longer I can go on like this.

Good-bye, and thanks for all the fish

No, OP

Rip, I've spent like $200k on lotto and never won

Fuck all y'all's 9/11 jokes. September 11th is in a day, and idiots are joking about it on the Internet.

+1×10^99

I've seen the old "insta-jail for restrained bounties" thread shot down by admins many times. The argument against it is that there is no guarantee that you would have gotten the bounty to jail. I am personally for instant jail if the bounty is restrained AND at a courthouse, but I don't think they're willing to do that. This idea of leaving an AI actually sounds like a decent compromise. Sorry about all the salty rebels, OP. +1

Take up running!!! Start out by walking/jogging and build up to straight running. Start with about 2 miles a day, then build it up to 3, then add 10% mileage per week. Do this 5x a week at first, then build up to 6 after a few months. Run in fun locations, change it up. Running is a great reason to get outside and explore what's around you. Try and get a "distance day" in once a week where you run the farthest you've ever ran (don't increase by huge intervals). Past there, you can start integrating workouts such as fartleks, tempos, hill repeats, mile repeats, etc. I'd highly recommend getting some running partners or a group and running on wooded trails. Also, good running shoes from a specialty stores are essential. It's almost inevitable that you will injure yourself if you're running 50 miles a week on Walmart shoes. You'll be fitter, thinner, and you'll be able to eat more calories without gaining weight! Enjoy your extra free time!

Happened to me too. Glad I'm not the only idiot

Bohoomiyah is pey2win

You can already turn prestige into cash.

I did a thing like this in side chat once and awarded $10k to the first person to answer correctly in side. I think one guy (nightwing?) ended up winning over $100k or something

News flash, there are MANY people 17+ in high school. Pretty much the entire senior class is eligible for the APD.

Looks like chivalry, but bad