Bottleflip

[Legit]

At least it isn't a monstage

Edited August 15, 2016 by Legit

[Eli]

24 minutes ago, SharingWriter said:

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[Nightfury]

abort

 

[TheRealLethal]

Gf is prego, we like to get kinky anyways  one night things get particularly saucy, I'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights and scream 'what the fuck is this shit?' it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period. I look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face, and she was not answering... fuck...

so I rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital. she's still bleeding everywhere and by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent.... she looks like she's in a vegetative state. I storm into the emergency room, carry her into the nearest doctor and explain everything. He takes one look at her and says "sir, I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" WHY THE FUCK NOT??? I answered. "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

Edited August 15, 2016 by TheRealLethal

[FozzyBear]

me fucking ears mate

[Heidelberg]

1 hour ago, SharingWriter said:

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[Brendon Smith]

The real meme is my broken headphones 

 

[.Sean]

I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

[Legit]

4 hours ago, House. said:

I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

Can you teach me how to be a better memer?

 

[.Sean]

5 minutes ago, Legit said:

Can you teach me how to be a better memer?

 

shitty meme- Low tier tbh

[Legit]

5 hours ago, Brendon Smith said:

The real meme is my broken headphones 

 

 

6 hours ago, FozzyBear said:

me fucking ears mate

My apologies, I hope you will forgive me based gods. I still love you both. 

[Eric916]

9 hours ago, Legit said:

At least it isn't a monstage

Fucking awesome 

[Jalapeno]

11 hours ago, Legit said:

At least it isn't a monstage

Delete your YouTube account please.

along with system32

was utter comeplete waste of my time

-1

[Brendon Smith]

6 hours ago, Legit said:

 

My apologies, I hope you will forgive me based gods. I still love you both. 

No. Kiss my ear and give me a lolipop

[Legit]

2 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Delete your YouTube account please.

along with system32

was utter comeplete waste of my time

-1

 Usually what people tell me to do, but hey you clicked on it  

Have a nice day though, I still care about you.

[Kelly]

omg ....I think I just lost my hearing ....

[Jalapeno]

7 hours ago, Legit said:

 Usually what people tell me to do, but hey you clicked on it  

Have a nice day though, I still care about you.

_|_

 

4 hours ago, Kelly said:

omg ....I think I just lost my hearing ....

your montage was trash