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Before we begin: JOKE Step 1 : Turn yourself in at your local police HQ and ask for a police officer who you know can take a joke or will RP and be patient. Step 2 : Ask if they want the short or the long story. Step 3 : If they ask for the short story, you're outta luck and figure it out yourself. Step 4 : If they ask for the long story, clear your throat for a while and google "How did WW1 start" and click the wikipedia link. Step 5 : Explain to them how WW1 started by reading the prelude or opening paragraph. Step 6 : If they start to stop you, tell them that this relates to your charges but we're just getting a foundation so it's not out of context. Step 7 : Once you have finished reading WW1, click on the WW2 link. Begin reading. If they stop you again, go back to Step 6. Step 8 : Read all of WW2, and then start the Cold War. (Note, this only works if you are from or RPing as a American, otherwise skip). Step 9 : Tell them that the reason it affects you is because you've had to live through 2 World Wars and are an alien (which credits the living through both wars theory) and say that you still have flashbacks and forget where you are for a moment, sometimes hours. This should get you the pardon because you were unaware of what happened during your outburst. Step 10 (Optional) : Cry. Note : If you haven't gotten a pardon by Step 10, you're not gonna get it so best of luck from there on.

I represent the country of Canada. We, as a country, are situated too high north to send our money, mainly because the Canadian Geese (see below) are on strike so we can't fly the money down. We would greatly appreciate this team speak server as we have been looking to purchase one for some time. Now, you may be thinking, why just not use Canada Post. Well, my friend. All the moose (see below) have all quit, calling it "unsafe working conditions" smh. Not all hunters hunt moose.... Regardless. On behalf of Canada, we would like to thank you for your time and hopefully you will let us use the team speak. After all, we're only like 200 people in total, and half the igloos (see below) don't have internet (or electricity). Thanks once again.

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In-Game Name- Canadian Age- 17 Arma Hours(Screenshot)- 1000 Banked Money- 200k Have you ever been Banned?- No Current/Past Gangs- Not really Do you know how to work Asylum Exchange?- Yes, but could improve with a little teaching Any experience in flying/cartels/crafting?- Yes, (Experienced Flyer). Somewhat (No real gang experience, as well I do more BH stuff). Yes, (I craft quite often). Do you have a Mic/Teamspeak?- Yes, both. What's your interest in joining REACT?- I've been looking for a gang that fulfills this exact criteria and can never find one, it's like a dream come true. As well, I love to provide little mercy jobs on the side of bounty hunting so to be able to do this in a group with other people who are into the same stuff truly interests me. EDIT: Just realize this was posted in 2015 and I have no clue how I stumbled upon this lol. If you guys still run this though I'd be down to join