Mr Blonde
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Just now, Kaif Trump said:
souja boy got his phone snatched in the hood, Chris breezy gunna sleep him
Soulja boy's so skinny he looks like a gentle breeze could knock him out. If that fight really does happen Chris Brown is gonna break Soulja's face, even if Tyson or Mayweather or whoever is training him.
Just now, ImProd said:"Fruuuiit TOWN"
"ON BOMPTON"
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I play as a medic fairly often, mostly because it's more relaxed. I try to cover as much ground as possible but if I spawn in Kavala and someone gets hit past Athira I don't think I'll make it to you. I've already lost 2 medic helis to BE kicks and don't really want to waste money on another one so SUV it is. And in the time it would take to get to you 2, 3 maybe even 4 people will get killed in Kavala. It's just economics, the medics go where the most bodies are.
Don't get me wrong I spawn around the whole map but if I'm trying to make money I'm staying in Kavala, Athira or Pyrgos.
Also if you're gonna play medic give people some god damn blood bags and splints when they need it. I don't even know how many times I've watched medics run past people with broken legs or even outright refuse to help because there's no money in it.
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I didn't know you or really do too much with Void but good luck in whatever you're doing next bro.
SpoilerAlso see you in a week blah blah blah usual jokes
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Just now, RexProcer said:
Anyway, we derailed this shit out of this off-topic topic lol.
Lol yes we did, although it really should have gone to IA anyway. With video proof of course
1 hour ago, Legit said:A few of the best: (Personal experiences, I do not maliciously insult cops.)
- Offers parole after 25 minutes of RP.
- Charges are "Too serious" to be reduced even after good RP.
- "I know what you did so nothing you say will reduce your ticket" after a bank/fed/prison. (Also includes the "I don't believe your story")
- Technically not turning yourself in because you were restrained without any initiation.
Lol this reminds me, a cop once restrained and drowned me on Stratis (that's when I was really into being a dick to cops). That was a looong time ago.
Nothing you can really do but grit your teeth and take it. Or ask for a higher-up I guess.
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37 minutes ago, Cynica said:
Would you continue to play as much if cops had a real presence and could catch you as easy at the other servers?
Yes I would. S5 cocaine pit is already controlled by one gang, essentially, and if I want to do a run I either have to sneak around them or fight them. Adding cops on might make runs more difficult for me but it might also help break their monopoly on the place. Hope that makes sense
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42 minutes ago, RexProcer said:
I mean, I didn't do it all the time. There were a few instances where they were so bad they didn't get a call the entire game, but that was rare. For the most part I was ok. I knew some who were better than me at keeping it in check, some who were worse. But yea, yelling and screaming at us never helps
Nah man I didn't think you did, I was just teasing.
And honestly if I had to listen to half drunken parents and little kids questioning my calls I'd probably get irritated too.
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2 minutes ago, RexProcer said:
This. There's a player who always tells me to go fuck myself, kill myself etc etc, and when I give him a full ticket he rages even more. Like, what?
Yeaa I used to think it was RP to be a raging asshole to cops (I'm a criminal right?). Kinda learned after a few days that it's stupid way to go and doesn't help anyone.
I took the police on a car chase near Pyrgos the other day for fun and ended up leading them into their own HQ. I got out, shot down a police littlebird then got downed. When I got up I said "I turned myself in, half ticket plox" as a joke. Seems a better way to go.
(I got parole)
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5 minutes ago, Cynica said:
Serious question: Do you all play on Tanoa because it is fun, or because there is very little chance of being caught by police on the map?
Both but mostly because of the cocaine.
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I don't really wanna go into all the stories but S4 cops are the best.
And let me apologize for all of the assholes who treat the cops like shit. Lord knows they ain't gonna apologize for themselves.
Pic related. Officer Baker didn't impound the car because "it took dedication to do that".
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13 minutes ago, Shane McCoy said:
Hii I'm a trans gender-fluid bi-queer demi-queer baseball bat
And I like baseball
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1 hour ago, Norwegianviking said:
Who uses MSN anymore?
It's the default homepage. I've just never bothered to change it.
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18 hours ago, Dom said:
This game is in Alpha and looking great for its early stages.
I've heard of it, I'm just skeptical. Any time I hear about a game being released in the alpha stage all I can think of is DayZ.
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On 12/22/2016 at 4:02 PM, MaverickSanders said:
I am maverick sanders, yes my real name. Hating on me because of my name is rude. And you wish you were me. The community of these places are very kind. Everyone knows whats on my mine. No, it is not night time. If you think i love everyone. Girl, you are strongly mistaken.Girl, you are strongly mistaken. Ever think about it when you lose? Rick once told me not to drink booze. I am myself. Stupid,stupid, stupid.
But welcome!
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1 hour ago, Goku said:
the reason why I'm going to stop playing is nt because Asylum isn't enjoyable anymore, but because real life is hitting once again and I will be deploying in July.
Stay safe and stay strong brother.
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Two hours out for me as well but Merry Christmas
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8 hours ago, Jarvo said:
These aren't the good old days! OG stratis is the good old days when 20+ people ran meth at once all in hemmits. Those were the days!
A typical day in Agia Marina
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Just now, Josh Boon said:
why would you think that
Once I started opening spoilers I couldn't stop. I had to know what was in there.
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A 9.8 magnitude earthquake, a flying Zamak, a flying medic, and random explosions. What else can I say?
https://www.youtube.com/embed/YcwRwv8AM50
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9 minutes ago, Mayhem said:
It should come back after restart
Praise Talos
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12 minutes ago, Mayhem said:
If you edited the post saying the crate is back, they will respond shortly and will most likely lock the post
Turns out that was a mistake. I got on after I made this post and a hacker got on S4 (he's probably still there). He killed everyone on the server and caused my crate to disappear. Guess I'll wait to see if it comes back again, really don't wanna file another.
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So I signed up yesterday entirely to file a comp claim for a disappearing crate. I log back on today and voila, it's back with all the contents. I edited my post in the comp forum, saying I no longer needed it. But I'm wondering if there's anything else I can do to withdraw the post entirely to help save the admins time, cause I'm pretty sure they haven't gotten to it yet. Or do I just leave it as it is.
Essentially a noob question. I don't forum very much.
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Nvm someone smart messaged me telling saying it's all good.
Asylum Admins Are AMAZING! <3 You Guys!
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