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  1. OMG-A-FISH liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in AK12 vs MK 1   
    Dont bother in the ak 12, nowadays 5k for coveralls is nothing so everyone worth shooting has them. Mk-1 is arguably best for 300+ meters, however... Ill let you in on a little secret, the hands down best gun for light armored targets is the spar 16, everyone sleeps on this gun but ill tell you what, virtually no recoil, great spread control, the cheapest assault rifle on the server, and to top it off, it spits out more bullets per second with its rediculous firerate than a reliance member spits out empty insults.
     
    Like if you ever hit a lick on a good ass weapon like the spar 16, and love dunking on shitheads.  
    #MAGA
  2. Rhys Priestland liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in AK12 vs MK 1   
    Dont bother in the ak 12, nowadays 5k for coveralls is nothing so everyone worth shooting has them. Mk-1 is arguably best for 300+ meters, however... Ill let you in on a little secret, the hands down best gun for light armored targets is the spar 16, everyone sleeps on this gun but ill tell you what, virtually no recoil, great spread control, the cheapest assault rifle on the server, and to top it off, it spits out more bullets per second with its rediculous firerate than a reliance member spits out empty insults.
     
    Like if you ever hit a lick on a good ass weapon like the spar 16, and love dunking on shitheads.  
    #MAGA
  3. jeans liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in AK12 vs MK 1   
    Dont bother in the ak 12, nowadays 5k for coveralls is nothing so everyone worth shooting has them. Mk-1 is arguably best for 300+ meters, however... Ill let you in on a little secret, the hands down best gun for light armored targets is the spar 16, everyone sleeps on this gun but ill tell you what, virtually no recoil, great spread control, the cheapest assault rifle on the server, and to top it off, it spits out more bullets per second with its rediculous firerate than a reliance member spits out empty insults.
     
    Like if you ever hit a lick on a good ass weapon like the spar 16, and love dunking on shitheads.  
    #MAGA
  4. Dr. Walker liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in AK12 vs MK 1   
    Dont bother in the ak 12, nowadays 5k for coveralls is nothing so everyone worth shooting has them. Mk-1 is arguably best for 300+ meters, however... Ill let you in on a little secret, the hands down best gun for light armored targets is the spar 16, everyone sleeps on this gun but ill tell you what, virtually no recoil, great spread control, the cheapest assault rifle on the server, and to top it off, it spits out more bullets per second with its rediculous firerate than a reliance member spits out empty insults.
     
    Like if you ever hit a lick on a good ass weapon like the spar 16, and love dunking on shitheads.  
    #MAGA
  5. AceDread liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in I'm a Pizza Guy   
    Ill give you the best advice no one here has the nads to say, put your computer in a safe or uninstall all games and block yourself from all media like YouTube and if you are a weeb cut that shit right now. The internet, especially gaming, give you a false sense of accomplishment and feeling of responsibility, take a month off all that shit and I guarantee within the first weeks you'll start having this feeling in your body and you'll ask yourself, "what the fuck am I doing", when this feeling hits go to the gym or start hitting up some girls and get that confidence up. Look at steam as a whole, it is a breeding ground of self loathing, miserable fucks who blame everyone but themselves for their issues. If you live in the USA, think of this, 80% of the worlds population makes 10$ or less in a days work, when you can work some easy pizza job, in an air conditioned car, on an IEDless road, and make more in an hour than they do in a days work. Take advantage of that fucking opportunity, literal billions of people would give everything to be in your situation, so don't fucking waste it. Think of real life as the ultimate video game, you buy a game and it lasts maybe a year and then it goes out of style, then look back and realize all that effort was for nothing, in real life, your effort directly pays off in the greatest way, life's the game you should be playing not this bullshit
  6. Glass of Water liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in I'm a Pizza Guy   
    Ill give you the best advice no one here has the nads to say, put your computer in a safe or uninstall all games and block yourself from all media like YouTube and if you are a weeb cut that shit right now. The internet, especially gaming, give you a false sense of accomplishment and feeling of responsibility, take a month off all that shit and I guarantee within the first weeks you'll start having this feeling in your body and you'll ask yourself, "what the fuck am I doing", when this feeling hits go to the gym or start hitting up some girls and get that confidence up. Look at steam as a whole, it is a breeding ground of self loathing, miserable fucks who blame everyone but themselves for their issues. If you live in the USA, think of this, 80% of the worlds population makes 10$ or less in a days work, when you can work some easy pizza job, in an air conditioned car, on an IEDless road, and make more in an hour than they do in a days work. Take advantage of that fucking opportunity, literal billions of people would give everything to be in your situation, so don't fucking waste it. Think of real life as the ultimate video game, you buy a game and it lasts maybe a year and then it goes out of style, then look back and realize all that effort was for nothing, in real life, your effort directly pays off in the greatest way, life's the game you should be playing not this bullshit
  7. Blake Kingsin liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in I'm a Pizza Guy   
    Ill give you the best advice no one here has the nads to say, put your computer in a safe or uninstall all games and block yourself from all media like YouTube and if you are a weeb cut that shit right now. The internet, especially gaming, give you a false sense of accomplishment and feeling of responsibility, take a month off all that shit and I guarantee within the first weeks you'll start having this feeling in your body and you'll ask yourself, "what the fuck am I doing", when this feeling hits go to the gym or start hitting up some girls and get that confidence up. Look at steam as a whole, it is a breeding ground of self loathing, miserable fucks who blame everyone but themselves for their issues. If you live in the USA, think of this, 80% of the worlds population makes 10$ or less in a days work, when you can work some easy pizza job, in an air conditioned car, on an IEDless road, and make more in an hour than they do in a days work. Take advantage of that fucking opportunity, literal billions of people would give everything to be in your situation, so don't fucking waste it. Think of real life as the ultimate video game, you buy a game and it lasts maybe a year and then it goes out of style, then look back and realize all that effort was for nothing, in real life, your effort directly pays off in the greatest way, life's the game you should be playing not this bullshit
  8. Boone liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in I'm a Pizza Guy   
    Ill give you the best advice no one here has the nads to say, put your computer in a safe or uninstall all games and block yourself from all media like YouTube and if you are a weeb cut that shit right now. The internet, especially gaming, give you a false sense of accomplishment and feeling of responsibility, take a month off all that shit and I guarantee within the first weeks you'll start having this feeling in your body and you'll ask yourself, "what the fuck am I doing", when this feeling hits go to the gym or start hitting up some girls and get that confidence up. Look at steam as a whole, it is a breeding ground of self loathing, miserable fucks who blame everyone but themselves for their issues. If you live in the USA, think of this, 80% of the worlds population makes 10$ or less in a days work, when you can work some easy pizza job, in an air conditioned car, on an IEDless road, and make more in an hour than they do in a days work. Take advantage of that fucking opportunity, literal billions of people would give everything to be in your situation, so don't fucking waste it. Think of real life as the ultimate video game, you buy a game and it lasts maybe a year and then it goes out of style, then look back and realize all that effort was for nothing, in real life, your effort directly pays off in the greatest way, life's the game you should be playing not this bullshit
  9. Xavorey liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in I'm a Pizza Guy   
    Ill give you the best advice no one here has the nads to say, put your computer in a safe or uninstall all games and block yourself from all media like YouTube and if you are a weeb cut that shit right now. The internet, especially gaming, give you a false sense of accomplishment and feeling of responsibility, take a month off all that shit and I guarantee within the first weeks you'll start having this feeling in your body and you'll ask yourself, "what the fuck am I doing", when this feeling hits go to the gym or start hitting up some girls and get that confidence up. Look at steam as a whole, it is a breeding ground of self loathing, miserable fucks who blame everyone but themselves for their issues. If you live in the USA, think of this, 80% of the worlds population makes 10$ or less in a days work, when you can work some easy pizza job, in an air conditioned car, on an IEDless road, and make more in an hour than they do in a days work. Take advantage of that fucking opportunity, literal billions of people would give everything to be in your situation, so don't fucking waste it. Think of real life as the ultimate video game, you buy a game and it lasts maybe a year and then it goes out of style, then look back and realize all that effort was for nothing, in real life, your effort directly pays off in the greatest way, life's the game you should be playing not this bullshit
  10. OldManJenkins liked a post in a topic by Dredd in I'm a Pizza Guy   
    Dammit you made coffee come out of my nose!
  11. Turtle Burtle liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Forced farewell   
    You said they cant be detected if I remember correctly? Sit sit, you are in timeout
     
    And remember little Fudgy Budgy, its always polite to apologize
  12. Turtle Burtle liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Forced farewell   
    *sigh* misread again lol. Lemme make it as dumbed down as possible
    >I joke that he pulldowns, and that we don't want him back, because everyone nowadays hackusates, with all the sugarfootin goin on round here
    > You say I'm retarded, pulldowns cant be detected
    > I say no pull downs can be detected in the future, r6s has it already in their battleye, so NOW in arma you can't be caught, but near anytime in the future it may, and the thing about mouse memory is macros stored in your mouse, not an app like auto hotkey, these directly enact the same function as a mouse click, very hard if impossible to detect, while autohotkey is virtual, easier to detect. 
    > all in all your entire arguement is going back and forth about you (giving benefit of the doubt) reading this too fast and jumping too quickly into a response
    and what in the world does this mean?
    Wtf u on about u said u can be caught using pulldown by BE In arma said its impossible and somehow your right and im a retard
    its 4 am, I have a job to do in the morning, take a break and either drop this discussion or take some goddamn time and think of an intellectual response, have a great night
  13. Turtle Burtle liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Forced farewell   
    Was a joke bud, I'm not an idiot and yet again you misread a simple post. Me telling you I know more about it than you do in no way alludes to pull downs being detected, now calm down before I have to get on and dick you with a rook.
    also, building on your arguement on them being unable to be detected, Rainbow Six siege uses a modified battle eye version tailored for their game, in which many popular autohotkey scripts cause detections. So yes, in the future they very well could be detected. However as a counter arguement, mouse memory scripts and macros are still UD there.
    All in all @Fudger I dont know who you are, and that says something.. dead meme maybe? Regardless, you are wrong, and I guarentee you'll find something to misread in this aswell. 
    You predictably turned a small post meant to help someone with a joke at the end regarding his "stinky pull down hackusations", an allusion to everyone's pull down accusations against eachother as it's been all over the forums in recent weeks, into a much bigger issue than needed, perhaps if you were active/kept up with these forums you would recognize its a running joke to hackusate everyone? 
    Again, your seat sir, shall I hang your coat for you?
  14. Turtle Burtle liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Forced farewell   
    Yep @Fudger I can assure you I know quite a bit more about this topic than you, go back to your hole bud. 
  15. Turtle Burtle liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Forced farewell   
    @Fudger oh boy, i love those who lack the capability to enjoy sarcasm, thats alright though. Some day you might
  16. BishopActual liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in AK12 vs MK 1   
    CLINT BEASTWOOD STRAIGHT KILLIN PEOPLE OUT HERE OH MY GOD 
  17. OrionEU liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in AK12 vs MK 1   
    Dont bother in the ak 12, nowadays 5k for coveralls is nothing so everyone worth shooting has them. Mk-1 is arguably best for 300+ meters, however... Ill let you in on a little secret, the hands down best gun for light armored targets is the spar 16, everyone sleeps on this gun but ill tell you what, virtually no recoil, great spread control, the cheapest assault rifle on the server, and to top it off, it spits out more bullets per second with its rediculous firerate than a reliance member spits out empty insults.
     
    Like if you ever hit a lick on a good ass weapon like the spar 16, and love dunking on shitheads.  
    #MAGA
  18. Xehons liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in AK12 vs MK 1   
    CLINT BEASTWOOD STRAIGHT KILLIN PEOPLE OUT HERE OH MY GOD 
  19. Xehons liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in AK12 vs MK 1   
    Dont bother in the ak 12, nowadays 5k for coveralls is nothing so everyone worth shooting has them. Mk-1 is arguably best for 300+ meters, however... Ill let you in on a little secret, the hands down best gun for light armored targets is the spar 16, everyone sleeps on this gun but ill tell you what, virtually no recoil, great spread control, the cheapest assault rifle on the server, and to top it off, it spits out more bullets per second with its rediculous firerate than a reliance member spits out empty insults.
     
    Like if you ever hit a lick on a good ass weapon like the spar 16, and love dunking on shitheads.  
    #MAGA
  20. Glass of Water liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Old Man Jenkins Certified Scotch House   
    Honestly I think what we need to #MAGA is some elderly wisdom by yours truely.
    Old Mans in the house, and hes whippin this bitch in shape.
    Like if you ever hit a lick on respecting woman, making money, or dismantling a shit gang.
    PS: Admins, if you ever really do need someone to put this place back to the Golden Age of 2 years ago, Old ManIS your man!
     
  21. Reformed Rake liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Old Man Jenkins Certified Scotch House   
    I can vouch, made millions off this bitch 
  22. Ben Flint liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Disconnecting in cop restraints = sent right to jail   
    My good friend Officer @ben flint knows the dangers of this, server died when giving me a discounted ticket of 500k, bailed myself out when he was talking the tough cop talk over the phone telling me no balls, vested him a few moments later.
    Like if you ever hit a lick on a smack talkin cop, and smash that like button if you think there needs to be a new system in place to prevent Kavala PD from dealing with Old Mans Fashionable Vests. 
    Also like this if you ever had your bank account fucked over by paying a 500k ticket.
  23. Kale liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Side chat war in Teamspeak: Spiderman vs Asylum   
    I would @ him but his lonely ass doesnt even have a forum account.
    Smash that fuckin like button if you have ever hit a lick on a scrub like him
  24. Silver-Spy liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Side chat war in Teamspeak: Spiderman vs Asylum   
    Kek, I need to get in on some of this A-1 Cancer.
    PS: @Spiderman Step the fuck up you fuckin pussy, meet me in kavala pistolbang war, if i dont kill you in one bullet you get 100k
  25. Huan Lee liked a post in a topic by OldManJenkins in Side chat war in Teamspeak: Spiderman vs Asylum   
    I would @ him but his lonely ass doesnt even have a forum account.
    Smash that fuckin like button if you have ever hit a lick on a scrub like him
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