allan thomas

While on my mission to get a million dollar bounty, I was captured. My hero, Parker, ran through the door and detonated his suicide vest. (You can't hear me talking) Rip dream
 

idk if that was supposed to be funny or not...

The patch today requires that you update the Asylum Life mod.  Make sure that mod is updated.

yea last night me and acer shrimp spent almost 2.5 hours killing them until they finally logged out hahaha and were mainly between kavala and pyrgos! but mainly kavala as theres tons of rdmers we like to catch! 

well as some know, me and garrett liek to bounty hunt... we get alot of raging , angry kids, who break the law and then cry when theyre caught... making a comp. video of all the funny moments i run into while bounty hunting... this guy was prettty great, says he's going to report us because we didnt let the cops take care of his charges... LOLOL enjoy <3
 
 

I love seeing you guys around the island. You seem to make a decent living catching the Kavala scum lol, we did kill those two no named individuals after a few combat logs. We haven't seen them since...

oh god..... 0$ pistol.... this is going to be the end of Kavala pistol bangers !

hey guys i know you cant STOP rdm... its a thing, someone gets angry about something, cant let it go , and kills everyone  and makes everyones time o nthe server shit... personally im sick of having to stop recording, chop the video, upload to youtube, then post on forums...i know it doesnt sound liek much work but while uploading i cant be online... xD (slow internet... anyways my suggestions are as follows! <3
1. gun license.... price is pathetic xD 250$ ? any noob can hop on buy a license, run one batch of apples or peaches, get a few hand guns and rdm for a good hour... RAISE THE PRICE! please... that alone would help with the kavala pistol bangers... if they had to pay say 6.5k liek a bounty hunter, its treated with more respect hence why you see so many chill bounty hunters..
2. spread out the cops... i see now that server 6 is up , theres like 2-4 cops on server one and the rest of the servers youll be lucky to see one cop. theyre all on the AUS server , should be a limit!
3. could always whitelist! being tested before whitelisting... that way people who actually want to play the server will go through the process... noobs wont go through the whitelist process just to  hope on to pistol bang some kids and then hop to diff servers 
4. would be sick to so a wait time for new commers... cant access gun shop for a few hours or even a day. gives them time to play and respect the server.
i have many more options but it IS POSSIBLE to stop the rdm/vdm if action is just taken... not saying youre doing nothing <3 i just think some more extreme action should be taken, would make 99% of us alot more happier! anyways hope some of these get taken into consideration <3 <3 <3
 

No cartel kills because I'm a shitty turf rat.

You can take our scopes, but you will never take our zeroing...
 

Post a ban report man. If you have an NVIDIA graphics card you can use shadowplay to save the previous 5 minutes of footage. Admins aren't here to run around in-game to each individual RDM.

Man playing rebel is hard. 
20 minutes of laying prone in an inaccessible house while cops are forced to push across with no cover. 
GJ man, you sure showed those piggies! 
 

Paratus is the one and only developer I believe. I don't know what happened to Alan.

its not as easy to just change servers and we have some ddos protection but if you know anything about ddos protection it is very expensive 

Squadddddd
 
btw , thank you! we have an alliance with a Gang already! kinda sucks though since i get their bounties alot :/  

squadd 
 
 
 
btw good luck 

http://downloadmoreddosprotection.com/

idk i guess intro kinda means to introduce so if your a veteran really this just makes noobs like me jealous; so not cool. lol

i couldnt count how many times iv arrested members of 911... id rather go solo tbh

Good luck!!  You'll need a stockpile!! Bounty hunters are the most hated and most killed in Kavala!

 
"Ogre is a believer, Koko has his back."

like 15k isnt much, but when you get rdmd 5 times ina row, it starts to get costly  nopt to mention when i report faggot rdmers ... admins take DAYS or weeks to check reports, and by then the kid has already rdmed everyone for days, and moved on to another server lolol , its getting pathetic... not to mention the admins dont really care, theyre all focused on server 6... but what can you doo every server has its time to end...

Hi everyone,
I am glad to be here to introduce myself. 
I'm Dragon|-YY_90326-|,and I'm firedragon.
Believe it or not,i can spray fire.I'll be glad to show u if u are in the sever 1.
No pain,no gain.I keep working hard and become the prominent man now.
I have a good time with my friends here and I'm very fond of Asylum.
In my spare time,I have broad interests like many other people,such as businessman,traveler,robber,murder,bandit and thief.
Althought my English is not well,I'm learning English as my third language and always try to speak out my feelings and love to people in Altis.
I hope that I will have a good time with u in the following days.
Thank you.

Shitty graphics and lots of potato! Best montage on here :P