Lightbulb

Dear whoever is taking the time to read this,

My name is Lightbulb S. Jenkins. I am a police constable who enjoys long walks around Meth Processing and short walks through Kavala square.

If you come across me during my line of duty, Feel free to say hello and I will be sure to wish you a great day.

If you come across my twin brother, Lightbulb Jenkins, then be noted, he is not part of the APD and has constant dreams of joining one day. Don't listen to his ramblings, he seems to have a marijuana problem due to his insufficient funds and lack of ability to purchase fine liquor of the sorts. 

I am a vendor and a merchant by heart. Always looking on how to make money and help a friend at the same time.

I live by two rules:

1. Quote

   You can't make everyone happy, but you sure as hell can try.     -LBJ-

2. Quote

   If someone doesn't want to be your friend, sometimes "war" just isn't enough.     -LBJ-