Angelito Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 You've heard of the Hatchback and the Hatchback(sport), but are asking yourself do I really need to spend all that money on a car that can't even carry anything? Well, look no further gents because this Kavala bred pistol banger has some good news for you! A new and improved quad bike that goes twice as fast as the original and has twice the turning radius that always causes a fatal accident to fresh spawns. Now you're probably wondering "gee, Angelito isn't that a bit dangerous?" But boy oh boy who cares about how dangerous it is when you could be escaping bank or fed with your crew and 5 of these quad bikes(sport)! *insert fast speaking voice* Quad Bike(sport) is a limited liability company and is not responsible for any fatal occurrences caused by road rage or heart attack by overwhelmed medics... Order yours today! bobzen, Xehons, varex and 3 others like this Link to comment
The Ivan Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 This sounds hilarious. Link to comment
Donald Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Angelito said: You've heard of the Hatchback and the Hatchback(sport), but are asking yourself do I really need to spend all that money on a car that can't even carry anything? Well, look no further gents because this Kavala bred pistol banger has some good news for you! A new and improved quad bike that goes twice as fast as the original and has twice the turning radius that always causes a fatal accident to fresh spawns. Now you're probably wondering "gee, Angelito isn't that a bit dangerous?" But boy oh boy who cares about how dangerous it is when you could be escaping bank or fed with your crew and 5 of these quad bikes(sport)! *insert fast speaking voice* Quad Bike(sport) is a limited liability company and is not responsible for any fatal occurrences caused by road rage or heart attack by overwhelmed medics... Order yours today! Sign me up. Link to comment
GraduateArc8298 Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 17 minutes ago, Angelito said: You've heard of the Hatchback and the Hatchback(sport), but are asking yourself do I really need to spend all that money on a car that can't even carry anything? Well, look no further gents because this Kavala bred pistol banger has some good news for you! A new and improved quad bike that goes twice as fast as the original and has twice the turning radius that always causes a fatal accident to fresh spawns. Now you're probably wondering "gee, Angelito isn't that a bit dangerous?" But boy oh boy who cares about how dangerous it is when you could be escaping bank or fed with your crew and 5 of these quad bikes(sport)! *insert fast speaking voice* Quad Bike(sport) is a limited liability company and is not responsible for any fatal occurrences caused by road rage or heart attack by overwhelmed medics... Order yours today! I would like to order one with 3 funs and 2 borkdrives Angelito and .Sean like this Link to comment
Eric916 Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 3 hours ago, Angelito said: You've heard of the Hatchback and the Hatchback(sport), but are asking yourself do I really need to spend all that money on a car that can't even carry anything? Well, look no further gents because this Kavala bred pistol banger has some good news for you! A new and improved quad bike that goes twice as fast as the original and has twice the turning radius that always causes a fatal accident to fresh spawns. Now you're probably wondering "gee, Angelito isn't that a bit dangerous?" But boy oh boy who cares about how dangerous it is when you could be escaping bank or fed with your crew and 5 of these quad bikes(sport)! *insert fast speaking voice* Quad Bike(sport) is a limited liability company and is not responsible for any fatal occurrences caused by road rage or heart attack by overwhelmed medics... Order yours today! and make them jumping quads too! Link to comment
Berus Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 But does it jump ? Link to comment
Angelito Posted December 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Berus said: But does it jump ? Is that even a question? it doubles as a plane. Link to comment
bobzen Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 will it come with 9999999 nitros? Link to comment
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