GraduateArc8298
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More Vest Variants
GraduateArc8298 replied to Not a Block's topic in Suggestions and Feedback (archived)
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More Vest Variants
GraduateArc8298 replied to Not a Block's topic in Suggestions and Feedback (archived)
Only the rich gangs would be able to buy it and everyone would bitch about how they don't wanna smuggle cocaine tactically since they will have more armor -
More Vest Variants
GraduateArc8298 replied to Not a Block's topic in Suggestions and Feedback (archived)
IF they were to add more it would turn into another CSAT riot -
My group and I were out bagging bounties for shits and giggles, we decided to go rebel and do some cocaine because we were getting kinda bored of dicking around in Kavala. Well, before we left Kavala we pissed a few people off by starting a riot and killing some non believers in the name of the glorious Sun God. We were pulled over around 70 minutes later by the fuzz, I was in the middle truck and darted out because of my bounty. The cops decided we were a shifty bunch for driving like madmen rocking out to some "RUN-DMC-It's Tricky". Little did the cop know the farthest trucks were full of cocaine, so we did the only rational thing... we insisted that we were driving like madmen because our passenger in the front truck was having a baby, while he/she/...other was squeezing we pulled the started the trucks while masking the sound with dramatic birthing screams. When the front 2 trucks took off we realized that this cop was one of the "Bored as Godzilla in a library" kind of cops. Thinking the cop was blind since he just let two Kamaz/Zamak trucks go, I decided to try my luck and run out the reed grass and take off. well, ye' olde eagle eyes saw me and restrained me. I talked out of 8 murders (2 human organ harvests) 10 unlawful detainments and 5 robberies. I got off of the robbery charges on grounds of the serious budget cuts the governor imposed upon my disciples on the Sun God, and since my new in-game name is Gordon Ramsay I talked the murders and organs off by saying that I was preparing a feast for the annual Sun God Ball and I needed human brains,kidneys and 7 appendices to create the best souffle that has touched the palette of a human. If a human were to eat this souffle they would die from having the most intense orgasm in history. The cop let us go since we left the rebel stuff in the northern trucks.Our hatchback despawned when were explaining the story so the cop gave us a ride...I shit you not 5 minutes later the cop smashed into a curb going ~250 km/hr killing us all while the car recoiled and got stuck in the middle of the curb. After all that shit we died because of a shitty driver. 0_o
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F-16 USAF Thunderbirds Arrival
GraduateArc8298 replied to Gen. Henry Arnold's topic in Videos and Screenshots
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Heard you can skip rocks, but can you skip Orcas?
GraduateArc8298 replied to Ron Johnson's topic in Videos and Screenshots
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Seize the Means of Rook Production
GraduateArc8298 replied to setherm1's topic in Altis Life Discussion
Woops, wrong GIF sorry -
Make Asylum Great Again
GraduateArc8298 replied to Sergey Shoygu's topic in Suggestions and Feedback (archived)
Trust me, the devs are doing all they can; but they have jobs,families and other shit they gotta do. When/if Bohemia releases a patch to keep servers with plugins from crashing like Charlie Sheen when he runs out of Cocaine, they will probably get back to listening. But so far all they hear is "FIX YOUR SHIT!" from the community when there isn't really much they can do besides have more frequent resets. -
Make Asylum Great Again
GraduateArc8298 replied to Sergey Shoygu's topic in Suggestions and Feedback (archived)
I mean, people have been saying it's gonna die for a WHILE now but the servers are still full -
Make Asylum Great Again
GraduateArc8298 replied to Sergey Shoygu's topic in Suggestions and Feedback (archived)
It's REALLY hard to find someone willing to go through the cancer that is Arma coding for free, while doing a good job -
Make Asylum Great Again
GraduateArc8298 replied to Sergey Shoygu's topic in Suggestions and Feedback (archived)
They are doing everything they can to fix the server kicks, you can leave messages for the admins via the forums or discord, I do agree that they need to keep the server system fresh with some new updates once Bohemia fixes their shit, also we have skins but you have to roll for skins like damn CSGO crates -
Make Asylum Great Again
GraduateArc8298 replied to Sergey Shoygu's topic in Suggestions and Feedback (archived)
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When someone gives me a spare vest.
GraduateArc8298 replied to Thomas's topic in Videos and Screenshots
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