Hello, I am Wolf, Wolf the bounty hunter. Some of you may know me, or my hot wife with huge breasts. She has been kidnapped. Because of this I will break law breakers heads under my own moobs until I figure out what hashe happend to her. I may become a cop to further my agenda of crushing criminals, and finding my wife with huge breasts. I may not. What I do know is, if you have a bounty, if you aren't with Jesus, if you question my methods, you might find your head being squeezed by my moobs.
Go with Jesus, I am the Wolf, the big bad Wolf.
[Ignore the camera crew that occasionally follows me around.]