Tiefman

"give me your feedback"
"paratus, an overwhelming majority of people dislike the new UI"
"you'll get used to it"
@Paratus you're better than that dood

"give me your feedback"
"paratus, an overwhelming majority of people dislike the new UI"
"you'll get used to it"
@Paratus you're better than that dood

shes a rip in my spleen, oo ooo ooo! im on fire!

do u listen to 21 savage?

i thought it was 15 Kappa

Now downing rounds only need to land within 10 metres and upon impact it creates a field of downing where any1 armed with 7.62 is automatically restrained and charged with 5 counts of esplosive terrorism.
 
It what i heard at least.

LOL just block the forums website. cuz if you look at a post chances are either epTic posted it or posted a comment telling them how stupid they are for posting a topic that wasn't his idea.

How To Make Alcohol
 
Before reading this guide, please note, the majority of the alcohol process is ILLEGAL
This guide is currently unfinished, however, it has the majority of info you need to start making your booze
!You will also need a house with a keg, purchasable at the Home Improvement store!
If you are confused by something or have questions, let me know!
Please read: I would like to thank everyone who helped me put this guide together. On behalf of everyone, I urge you all to be kind and friendly at the Distillery. We're all just trying to make some booze, man.
 
brew master title pls admin
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Step 1: Get your materials
There are 3 types of alcohol you can make, each requires a different set of ingredients.
Below is a list of the recipes, as well as what each plant looks like so you know how to gather them
Moonshine: Corn, Water, Yeast
Whiskey: Corn or Rye, Water, Yeast, Barley
Scotch: Water, Yeast, Barley
***WATER AND YEAST CAN BE OBTAINED FROM A MARKET***
BARLEY

 
CORN
 

RYE

**Note that the RYE plant is a shorter version of the CORN plant
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Step 2: Distilling your product
You will now need to take AT LEAST 1* of each ingredient, respective to the recipe you chose to make, to the distillery. Remember, this is an ILLEGAL area.
.
*if you have, say, 20 water, 20 yeast, and 20 barley, you will make 20 Scotch
 



Your product is not finished, continue on to the next step.
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Step 3: Aging your product
To age your product, place the un aged alcohol in your barrel.
Your product will begin to "age" over several server restarts in set increments.
For Scotch, it ages 20 per stage per restart, I diagram below shows how it ages. 
For Whiskey, there is no set increment
Assuming what you had 100 scotch in your barrel, this is what it would look like over many restarts, courtesy of Bikstok:
- Before restart:
[100] new make scotch
- 1st restart:
[20] scotch
[80] new make scotch
- 2nd restart:
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[60] new make scotch
- 3rd restart:
[20] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[40] new make scotch
- 4th restart:
[40] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[20] new make scotch
- 5th restart:
[60] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
- 6th restart:
[80] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
- 7th restart:
[100] 25 year scotch
**It will look the same for Whiskey, except it will be aging 60 at a time**

After the first restart with the base product in your house, it will upgrade to stage 2. In this case, my "New Make Scotch" upgraded to "Scotch" after one restart.
Note that only 20 were aged.

Now that you have "Scotch" in your barrel, wait another restart, and it will turn into "15 year Scotch"

After another restart (3rd), your 15 year will turn into 25 year Scotch. This is your final product.

Now that you have a finished product, take it to Wongs Food and Alcohol and make some bank!!
Keep in mind that alcohol ages in set increments, for Scotch that increment appears to be 20. It will take several restarts for an entire crate to fully age, as it will only age 20 per step per restart.
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Some More Tips:
Scotch sells for the most money if you're aging in bulk
You must be online during a restart for it to count for aging, however, it will age if you're in the lobby over restart
While only a set amount can age, you can have multiple barrels to multiply the process
Moonshine doesn't need to be aged
You can have any configuration of aging barrel/crate in your house
All the ingredients way 1, and every stage of drink weighs 3*
Barley, Corn, and Rye are LITERALLY everywhere
More tips coming as I find them
 
*still researching whiskey
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Prices of final product:
25 Year Scotch = 1050
15 Year Scotch = 640
Scotch = ?
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Reserve Corn Whiskey = 455
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Moonshine = 230 (?)
 

WHEN YA RUNNIN FROM ATM TO TRUCK SHOP TO BUY A HEMMIT AND YA HEAR "HANDS-UP 1-2-3!"

It's 2 A.M. and way past my bed-time...

I have a crush on my sister

Money making is dead and shit on Asylum, why do you think people buy money? Well if I risk getting banned now from buying money, eh, cya boys in a few

*wipes cum off keyboard* 
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*licks cheeto dust off MLP figurine*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*pulls finger out of anus, snifs"
YOU CANT POST SHIT FROM OTHER SERVERS
*presses lock thread button with throbbing cock*
-Gnashes

*wipes cum off keyboard* 
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*licks cheeto dust off MLP figurine*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*pulls finger out of anus, snifs"
YOU CANT POST SHIT FROM OTHER SERVERS
*presses lock thread button with throbbing cock*
-Gnashes

Don't let people get you down. Takes practice to get to her level. You have to start somewhere.

How To Make Alcohol
 
Before reading this guide, please note, the majority of the alcohol process is ILLEGAL
This guide is currently unfinished, however, it has the majority of info you need to start making your booze
!You will also need a house with a keg, purchasable at the Home Improvement store!
If you are confused by something or have questions, let me know!
Please read: I would like to thank everyone who helped me put this guide together. On behalf of everyone, I urge you all to be kind and friendly at the Distillery. We're all just trying to make some booze, man.
 
brew master title pls admin
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 1: Get your materials
There are 3 types of alcohol you can make, each requires a different set of ingredients.
Below is a list of the recipes, as well as what each plant looks like so you know how to gather them
Moonshine: Corn, Water, Yeast
Whiskey: Corn or Rye, Water, Yeast, Barley
Scotch: Water, Yeast, Barley
***WATER AND YEAST CAN BE OBTAINED FROM A MARKET***
BARLEY

 
CORN
 

RYE

**Note that the RYE plant is a shorter version of the CORN plant
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 2: Distilling your product
You will now need to take AT LEAST 1* of each ingredient, respective to the recipe you chose to make, to the distillery. Remember, this is an ILLEGAL area.
.
*if you have, say, 20 water, 20 yeast, and 20 barley, you will make 20 Scotch
 



Your product is not finished, continue on to the next step.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Step 3: Aging your product
To age your product, place the un aged alcohol in your barrel.
Your product will begin to "age" over several server restarts in set increments.
For Scotch, it ages 20 per stage per restart, I diagram below shows how it ages. 
For Whiskey, there is no set increment
Assuming what you had 100 scotch in your barrel, this is what it would look like over many restarts, courtesy of Bikstok:
- Before restart:
[100] new make scotch
- 1st restart:
[20] scotch
[80] new make scotch
- 2nd restart:
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[60] new make scotch
- 3rd restart:
[20] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[40] new make scotch
- 4th restart:
[40] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
[20] new make scotch
- 5th restart:
[60] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
[20] scotch
- 6th restart:
[80] 25 year scotch
[20] 15 year scotch
- 7th restart:
[100] 25 year scotch
**It will look the same for Whiskey, except it will be aging 60 at a time**

After the first restart with the base product in your house, it will upgrade to stage 2. In this case, my "New Make Scotch" upgraded to "Scotch" after one restart.
Note that only 20 were aged.

Now that you have "Scotch" in your barrel, wait another restart, and it will turn into "15 year Scotch"

After another restart (3rd), your 15 year will turn into 25 year Scotch. This is your final product.

Now that you have a finished product, take it to Wongs Food and Alcohol and make some bank!!
Keep in mind that alcohol ages in set increments, for Scotch that increment appears to be 20. It will take several restarts for an entire crate to fully age, as it will only age 20 per step per restart.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Some More Tips:
Scotch sells for the most money if you're aging in bulk
You must be online during a restart for it to count for aging, however, it will age if you're in the lobby over restart
While only a set amount can age, you can have multiple barrels to multiply the process
Moonshine doesn't need to be aged
You can have any configuration of aging barrel/crate in your house
All the ingredients way 1, and every stage of drink weighs 3*
Barley, Corn, and Rye are LITERALLY everywhere
More tips coming as I find them
 
*still researching whiskey
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Prices of final product:
25 Year Scotch = 1050
15 Year Scotch = 640
Scotch = ?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reserve Corn Whiskey = 455
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Moonshine = 230 (?)
 

*shitty trap music and some mediocre kills*

The china internet cafe went down

i would rather see a 10 minute montage of a kavala pistol banger dying, re spawning, buying a rook and running back to square. and at the end he gets restrained, and as the cops are putting him in the car he combat logs. /s

What the fuck is going to happen with Identity when you're trying to make it a mainstream game?

Do you mean green time?

lol i get 100fps all day on this map.... here is you fix, walk to your local taco bell, and take your ethernet cable out of their router. 

sick song on the last vid, whos it by
 

Sgt to a cadet in a ride-along
Sgt - "CADET USE THE 105mm DOWNING ROUNDS"
cadet - "You mean the high explosive rounds?"
Sgt - "THAT'S WHAT I SAID"

Oh i get it now. 
How to make cops better than bounty hunters
answer: Giant backpacks

I can't see the vehicle cuz this fucking backpack takes up the whole fuckin screen lol. holy shit all i see in this picture is a giant backback...