l4z0rr0b0tz

you stole my fucking organs when i was afk thanks :0

Happy easter!  Keep up the good work Bamboo Union

~Your best friends from Peach Street

Happy easter!  Keep up the good work Bamboo Union

~Your best friends from Peach Street

Happy easter!  Keep up the good work Bamboo Union

~Your best friends from Peach Street

Happy easter!  Keep up the good work Bamboo Union

~Your best friends from Peach Street

want to play pogs

Previous Names: l4z0rr0b0tz
Age: older than u
Hours(screenshot):  more than u
What can you contribute to Velocity: fighting racist little dweebs within the ranks, shooting down friendly helis, RDM/exploiting skillz
Previous Gangs: Peach Street, come say hi to us in Kavala sometime if you get bored jacking each other off at empty cartels
Why are you interested in joining Velocity: you guys suck, I'm not the best player of all time, but you would make me look like an expert MLG pro by comparison
Anyone Who Could Vouch For You:  your moms would vouch for my dick being huge because I lined them up and train wrecked em

That one was better
But I do not like rap so
here is a haiku 

Sure you can, I do it all the time, I do whatever I want and you can't stop me, I have a sense of humor, something some people can't comprehend but oh well!

I've actually been on Asylum for like over 2 years now but I haven't properly introduced myself so here we go:

I'm a boss, I don't take no loss / Suck on me more than u brush & floss
Go back to your mom's house so I can be your dad / riding on her ass cause I know it makes you mad,
you aint got shit, so whatcha gonna do?/Come to Kavala & Meet my Crew
Suck on my boner when we are aloner/Feels real good, cause I'm always a stoner
I get real high then I kill u noobz/Suck on my nutsack or I'll jizz on ur boobz
Always bring a rubber and I don't use lubez / cause I don't want yo mama's scabies all up in my pubez
If you think you're smart, you're wrong and I'm smarter / I'll run around around your brain until you feel retarder
You can't hold a candle, so break yo ass / I'll see you on Asylum where I smoke dat grass.

l4z0rr0b0tz, peach street 4 life, OG server 3 come say hi when you're done jacking it at Cartels and trying to put your dick into square holes

I've actually been on Asylum for like over 2 years now but I haven't properly introduced myself so here we go:

I'm a boss, I don't take no loss / Suck on me more than u brush & floss
Go back to your mom's house so I can be your dad / riding on her ass cause I know it makes you mad,
you aint got shit, so whatcha gonna do?/Come to Kavala & Meet my Crew
Suck on my boner when we are aloner/Feels real good, cause I'm always a stoner
I get real high then I kill u noobz/Suck on my nutsack or I'll jizz on ur boobz
Always bring a rubber and I don't use lubez / cause I don't want yo mama's scabies all up in my pubez
If you think you're smart, you're wrong and I'm smarter / I'll run around around your brain until you feel retarder
You can't hold a candle, so break yo ass / I'll see you on Asylum where I smoke dat grass.

l4z0rr0b0tz, peach street 4 life, OG server 3 come say hi when you're done jacking it at Cartels and trying to put your dick into square holes

Welcome to asylum?  

Accepted for Trial. ill send you the ts