AceDread

Please don't talk to my dick like that.

Actually i just lost my shit. No really, if youve seen it, gimmie a call. I left it in the backyard but it musta walked away.

Why not? We all know they need it. Bounty hunters get 6.5 and hunters might as well just turn up the heat a tad more why not ja feel? Hear me out. Officer Brady is doin his routine patrol around Kavala square, you know, doing nothing. Then he hears snaps PA-CHAW PA CHAW TAH TAH TAH, he starts takin hits. He's real super scared. But then he remembers. He has a 7.62. He switches that shit to full auto, sees the guy, and then misses every shot cause hes never used a 7.62 before. No matter, he bought 15 mags, like a true 7.62 wielding warrior. He loads in a freshie, takes aim, and oh shit he just got killed from behind by a RPG. Oh well, go fuck yourself officer Brady. The point here is that the size of your bullet cant make up for your lack of situation awareness. However, it can make up for the lack of jimmy john danglers. See, cops with 7.62 won't be afraid to go against other rebels with 7.62. This means thjey wont run from fights(lol) to preserve their gear, ja feel? All in all, y'all need to give cops 7.62 so they can actually be cops. Right now skiptracers are the new cops and while thats all well and good, they're easily the most boring fucking players ever. I'd rather play with 64 bit crusaders than play with a skiptracer gang. I'd rahter watch a dude break a mason jar in his ass for 26 hours, 32 minutes and 52 seconds straight than play with a group of traceskippers. So please just give them 7.62 @bamf

wachu mean if youre global is cs man youre the best arma 3 player by default

Cant see whatever youre talkin aboujt under that cancer turmor of a packback

Bad blood for life bitch westside altis my nig thats where we stay at, actually fuck that we control altis to this day. You can't remove the footprint, the blood stain, whaddup bitch. @Sugarfoot Fuck you bitch betta watch the way you talk to my boys Ill go ham like rust and kuk did when they 2 v 20d insiduous or maradures or whatever fucking gang or cop or bounty hunter or whoever the fuck else we beat to a fucking pulp and made them rethink their life choices. Sup yall names @Sugarfoot im super duper relevant and cool man got 2000 forum posts man my post to like ratio is off the charts my dude lemme join bb

God damn this is funny

Beautiful fix for command mode.

Ok where the fujck it at broheim

This is a semi-serious RP server, and calling it semi-serious is a stretch. For the most part, people come here for the combat. It's probably one of the best servers on ArmA 3 for pvp, and is FOR SURE the best Altis Life server for pvp. Seems you're new here, so I'll go into more detail. There's pretty much two types of classes on this server: Civilians and cops, with civilians having a few sub-classes: Rebels, Bounty Hunters, and the good ol' regular civ. Most civs are either bounty hunters or rebels, you're the small few who play as just another dude. Well, these servers are far more centered around the combat aspect of rebels, bounty hunters and police than they are around you, the regular civilian. Not to say theres not enough content for you to enjoy, theres more than enough. My point is, the next time you get into this situation, and you will, remember that whatever rules you're used to from serious rp servers are almost always non-existent here. In fact, the only form of NLR on this server is no revenge killing (Killing someone that just killed you without engaging in roleplay first). Your obligation for roleplay stops and ends with you saying "Put your hands up or I'll kill you". If they comply, you can't kill them. If they don't comply within 3 seconds, blow their ass away. You don't need to ask some body for their name before you "know it". You don't need to pretend you're a different person when you respawn. You don't need to worry about "breaking character" when talking to the police or another civ. However, police officers must remain in character as best as they can. There are times where they might have to break character (e.g: You're bugged, I'm gonna have to down you), but police are the only ones who MUST rp at all times. I'm curious to know what you told the officers. If you told them you and your friends were held up, they should have cut you a break at least. But keep in mind, you don't need to tell them what actually happened. Go a little crazy with your roleplay. Have fun with it. Instead of being a boring, monotonous criminal, tell them you're a astronaut and your spaceship crash landed on Altis and crushed two people to death and you're terribly terribly sorry. Or do the old "two people were raping my dog" story, that's a big hit in the APD. If semi-serious roleplay isn't your forte, well, you won't have fun here, but at least try it out for another week or so. I think you'll find that, at it's best, Asylum has the perfect balance of roleplay and combat. Personally, the time I've spent on this server has been THE BEST video game experience I've had since I started playing games on my gameboy color. EDIT: One more thing, I personally feel the semi-serious roleplay breeds much more interesting roleplay. Some of the funniest moments I've had in a video game came from some of the RP i've witnessed on Asylum.

Ok thanks for the info.

@bamf Do you still get 100k prestige per donor level? If so, my prestige went poof. Should I make a comp request?

Eyyy i havent played cop in 3 months and im still whitelisted whats good

Ey its a thread full of pigs!

How much I gotta donate for a VTOL

Finally a use for the flare gun again

Holy fucking shit you added A FUCKING RPG!!! Sweet

Lol this is the same dude that told me to put my hands up as he was holstering his pistol.

And you pretend to be by putting yourself out there and making sure you're the loudest.

shut the fuck up

Good theory, Scott. If only there were people who wanted you around to begin with source: the amount of times you were kicked from bb

fuck you this was on reddit

Wait he wasnt in peach street so....