Kawaii

I was thinking that if we created a cycle where we transfer ownership back to Fitz, back to Jesse, back to Fitz, back to Jesse, back to Mitch for the lolz, back to Jesse, etc, that we can keep the server fresh with the 'new owner buff'. I was thinking if we did this monthly we could keep pop high and the server would be saved. Just kidding. This could be possible if literally anyone liked @Fitz, but sadly, no one does.

orrrrrr sho gorddddd

I suggest we repurpose the Asylum Discord OG version to farm Robux from people confusing it with a Roblox server. We can then funnel that money into an IRL Redux jackpot where players gain entries based upon playtime. To up the spectator value I suggest we make an IRL wheel that will spin the Jackpot, we can tie @Fitzto be the arrow (think like Wheel of Fortune). Thoughts?

@Fitzcomes back just to ban people. You had over a year to do anything. YOU SUCK!

ETA on next sale? cc @Akula

Probably not but they aren't Fitz so when it inevitably goes south I won't blame them

no one knows who you are faggot. reading your posts is torture, are you one of the ones who fried what was left of your brain sniffing glue?

Will get right on it

+1 PROTECT AND SERVE

Is everyone ready for their first full year without Asylum? Fuck you @Fitzyou are a cocksucker

Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas out there (except for the scrooge owners). I hope you all get Zafirs under your Christmas trees like we used to!

I want @Fitz@ObiWokiand @Mitchs heads on pikes

FUCKKKKKKK FITZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I would agree barring one but these are the only nominees we really got. Who is your would be nomination

Greetings Everyone, Thank you for your votes and considerations for the biggest loser in Asylum history. To all 15 of you left on the forums who voted we appreciate your time and nominations. Congratulations to the winner: @bbgreg17!!! Congratulations! It seems your legendary crashout on a poor constable and paintball incident on your infamous 'bad weekend' weighs heavy in the minds of the remaining voters! Is this recency bias? APD bad blood impacting the vote? It could be many things, but the people have spoken! Congrats on 1st place with 8 votes! You will be getting a signed mousepad from @halfdrunkherosoon! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1562469208 2nd Place: @Subaru ling ling ling ling.... pick up the phone, you phone linging! Congratulations to Retired Staff and APD hero Subaru aka Gookaru for winning a close 2nd place with 6 votes. Subaru's history of beating his wife, embellishing his personal life, and being generally red hot for the egirl hooch got him quite the reputation! 2nd place has earned you a signed nude from Talia, but we know you are still beatin the ol' ricedick to it to this day. Congratulations! While Subaru wasn't here to accept his award but he sent us a video message! Thanks again Subaru! 3rd Place: @Kenwith a single vote! Not sure why @Kenonly had one vote but surely @pan friedcan explain! Congrats to a subtle 3rd place, you win an hour long house kidnapping visit with @pan friedfree of charge! Congrats again sir! fuck you Honorable Mentions: KingOfCanada, Gnashes, Durga, Skimancole, Edgegamer, halfdrunkhero And THANK YOU to all voters and nominees. You are what made asylum great! We love you and goodbye!

BREAKING NEWS: @Fitzhas opened his laptop for the first time in forever because of BF6. He is very sorry that he is a useless retard but is still too much of a bitch to say anything to any of us Asylum faithful. @Fitz FUCK YOU!!!!!

@bbgreg17racing out to an early lead! Can @Subaru catch up?

Thank you all 5 remaining users for your nominations! @Subaru@Ken@bbgreg17 are all nominated and up on the poll here: Winner announced soon!

Thank you for voting!

@DaX gets spared here he was one of the good ones

@pan friedwould like to nominate @Kenbut is stuck on Mod Q. End all Mod Q's and get to voting!

As the title suggests, this is a place to nominate individuals for being the biggest loser in Asylum history. There are many factors to consider in making a nomination, including but not limited to: lifestyle, play style, attitude, etc. We have had people abuse their gay internet power, go above and beyond for some egirls, crash out big time over a gameplay incident, etc. Please choose wisely! I would like to start us off by nominating @Subaru for this award. I will be hiding after this post for a bit so he doesn't beat on me like he did his wife!