Kawaii

I want @Fitz@ObiWokiand @Mitchs heads on pikes

FUCKKKKKKK FITZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I would agree barring one but these are the only nominees we really got. Who is your would be nomination

Greetings Everyone, Thank you for your votes and considerations for the biggest loser in Asylum history. To all 15 of you left on the forums who voted we appreciate your time and nominations. Congratulations to the winner: @bbgreg17!!! Congratulations! It seems your legendary crashout on a poor constable and paintball incident on your infamous 'bad weekend' weighs heavy in the minds of the remaining voters! Is this recency bias? APD bad blood impacting the vote? It could be many things, but the people have spoken! Congrats on 1st place with 8 votes! You will be getting a signed mousepad from @halfdrunkherosoon! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1562469208 2nd Place: @Subaru ling ling ling ling.... pick up the phone, you phone linging! Congratulations to Retired Staff and APD hero Subaru aka Gookaru for winning a close 2nd place with 6 votes. Subaru's history of beating his wife, embellishing his personal life, and being generally red hot for the egirl hooch got him quite the reputation! 2nd place has earned you a signed nude from Talia, but we know you are still beatin the ol' ricedick to it to this day. Congratulations! While Subaru wasn't here to accept his award but he sent us a video message! Thanks again Subaru! 3rd Place: @Kenwith a single vote! Not sure why @Kenonly had one vote but surely @pan friedcan explain! Congrats to a subtle 3rd place, you win an hour long house kidnapping visit with @pan friedfree of charge! Congrats again sir! fuck you Honorable Mentions: KingOfCanada, Gnashes, Durga, Skimancole, Edgegamer, halfdrunkhero And THANK YOU to all voters and nominees. You are what made asylum great! We love you and goodbye!

BREAKING NEWS: @Fitzhas opened his laptop for the first time in forever because of BF6. He is very sorry that he is a useless retard but is still too much of a bitch to say anything to any of us Asylum faithful. @Fitz FUCK YOU!!!!!

@bbgreg17racing out to an early lead! Can @Subaru catch up?

Thank you all 5 remaining users for your nominations! @Subaru@Ken@bbgreg17 are all nominated and up on the poll here: Winner announced soon!

Thank you for voting!

@Fitzhey haha I just had a great idea for a patch maybe you can do like a uh uh Halloween patch where you go around town and clean toilets and uh maybe you can put like a wendigoon thing in the north of the map and er uhm maybe you can make the forums orange and black for a week. I think it would be really scary if you came back so that um could also add into the Halloween theme

@DaX gets spared here he was one of the good ones

@pan friedwould like to nominate @Kenbut is stuck on Mod Q. End all Mod Q's and get to voting!

As the title suggests, this is a place to nominate individuals for being the biggest loser in Asylum history. There are many factors to consider in making a nomination, including but not limited to: lifestyle, play style, attitude, etc. We have had people abuse their gay internet power, go above and beyond for some egirls, crash out big time over a gameplay incident, etc. Please choose wisely! I would like to start us off by nominating @Subaru for this award. I will be hiding after this post for a bit so he doesn't beat on me like he did his wife!

Asylum may have had a good opportunity with it if retarded 'Devs' had any legitimate ability to build something but they dont. Apparently didnt have the stomach for running the show either! @FitzYou suck ass

FUCK FITZ

Oh sorry I beat @Fitz to death with a bat you may not hear from him again

I think we should lynch the furries and vr chatters that took over the AFD

you are so right why didnt I think of this? i must be the stupidest nigger in the world! @Fitz @ObiWoki @Mitch Why dont we just make a Asylum Gaming Reforger??? Chop chop chop dont let this brain fried stoners genius go to waste get working on it NOW!!!

Haha wow man you are calling me GAY but you are actually GAY! I got you good bro! Do you still live in Canada and hate your shitty job? 'If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. -James Cameron' has this quote ever inspired you to do anything more than be a cringe arma admin?

It is pretty fun at first but I think the staff is really, really gay. Bamboo is in it to troll more than end game but seems like @Mi Hung Lo has found some funny tricks to annoy cops with while making money. I don't think this server will be the 'main' one on Reforger/Arma 4 in the long run but is a fun week or two for anyone looking to scratch the Asylum itch!

Altis Meets Lakeside! Greetings Everyone, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to anyone looking to play, grief, troll, or terrorize gamers on Narcos RP via Arma Reforger! Mods download automatically on Reforger and it is straightforward to join. Some things to note: The game is in beta/is total ass. The game plays completely different from Arma 3 and is more comparable to DayZ. Narcos RP rules are extremely gay though loosely enforced. Since Reforger is in such an unrefined state there are very few tools to moderate and control gameplay. It is reminiscent of pre-Asylum Arma 3 RP. The game is full of console players who are hilariously retarded and easy to abuse! It is like griefing bots who are actually human and get extremely angry. If you want to be in the gang you must wear the Rice Patty hat. No exceptions. All Asylumers are welcome to join and welcome to make their own gangs; we have seen a few of you on already. I'd like to reiterate the game is still barebones but we understand many miss the unique experience Asylum had to offer. Hopefully as development on Arma 4 continues we will get closer to having a new home. We look forward to seeing you on! Obligatory: FUCK FITZ

Ask Fitz for us

FUCK @Fitz

who wants to tell him