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ImProd

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  1. Sasha Grey's ass cheeks look like a pair of pale ass mosquito bites
  2. I profiled you so hard lol. I didn't scroll down that extra inch to see that there were 2 different pictures and when you said "my wife and my niece", I thought you were married to your niece.
  3. lol ok I'm sorry I'm not thinking about what you could be doing every second I'm playing the game. It's Arma 3, chill out. And when I say that you take cover, I'm saying that when there's 7 guys who are totally unaware that you're nearby, and aren't prepared for combat because they're actually enjoying each other's company instead of trying to be some badass over the internet, then you being in cover give you a huge advantage. It's like doing a stealth mission on COD and leaving the settings on easy so that way when you kill one guy, all the others aren't immediately alerted of your presence or of the other person's death. And also, if that was a grenade, that's even worse because you still didn't flash anyone. We were all joking around and making the best of the game, not worry about some kid rolling up on us and full auto'ing us. We were taking pictures and making groups. Like I said, nice kills, enjoy them. I'll try to be more alert next time. But this isn't some crazy huge win that took a lot of skill to get. If I went up to a group of guys where half of them were AFK and the other half had their backs turned while laughing and taking pictures, I bet I could get a huge kill count too...
  4. Read my post bro . I'm throwing salt again
  5. Dynasty is a really good player. I've only seen a few players as good as him when it comes to shooting and not getting shot back lol
  6. Lol he texted Smith who was AFK so we weren't even aware that he was there. Then after he threw the grenade (and missed horribly) me and Justin looked at the grenade confused. I laughed asking who threw the grenade and then we shrugged it off and continued talking. 15 seconds later, Crunch comes running in full auto and shoots us all. Most of us had our guns down and were still confused because we weren't sure what was happening until after the 3rd person got downed but by that time Crunch had already full auto'd us down. You can call this a clutch kill, Crunch seems to pride on these kills on unsespecting people lol. We were joking around taking pictures and minding our own business. Crunch kept coming to us when we weren't prepared because we were handling our own business discussing grouping and new recruiting plans and stuff. The one time we did go after Crunch, he meatshielded and exploited so we left it alone lol. I know it always seems like I'm "throwing salt" when I type these messages up because I'm a very vocal and opinionated person, but this wasn't really impressive. You're not that great in combat and it showed at the skiptracer base. You rely highly on cover and wait for people to come to you. I almost killed you as I was charging at you last time but when I sprinted and shot, the recoil on my gun went literally an inch above your head and you got the shot on me and downed me. This isn't a clutch kill, just one-sided false advertising. I joined this gang a few days ago and we do pretty well in combat, that's why I joined them. We just joke around a lot and obviously with Crunch having nothing better to do, this happened lol. Enjoy the kills bro, see you on the "battlefield".
  7. Actually joining the right gangs and having connections stops that from happening. You help out others, they return the favor. I've gotten out of kidnappings that way
  8. i have a smol peen

  9. I pulled out a PM9 and was about to go nuts until these 2 DS members caught me and sent me on another boat trip. (I'm not living that down lol, I'm a target now)
  10. Daquan Battlefield 1 Because I just spent all my money on upgrading my PC, now I'm broke and have no games to utilize my PC upgrades...
  11. Fruit Town nig run up real shit squad squad
  12. @JoMilla @hunt3rb@James Anderson @NotSoNutty @Voni
  13. More BS Roasting Sessions with cops... @JoMilla @hunt3rb @James Anderson @NotSoNutty @Voni
  14. Wow thanks man lol. Really means a lot
  15. Did I just snitch on someone? Lol
  16. This video is so shit and I love it because of how shit it is lol
  17. I have no fucking idea why my mic quality was so bad on this one, so I had to lower it and do some volume leveling to make the video somewhat watchable. I make totally different content on YouTube but I still like to make random shit like this when I'm board. Enjoy the dumb video. If I make another, it'll have better mic quality for sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4jp4b5SVfU
  18. In-Game Name: ProdAge: 17Hours on Arma 3 (provide screenshot): https://gyazo.com/9e06b4c56cb662ba2f5fcd366aacbcfdBank Balance (provide screenshot): https://gyazo.com/f55548f98231ee427a8f78aec529e712Have you ever been banned?: Once for 3 days a few months ago. An admin refused to comply (I initiated with 3 warnings, he didn't listen so I downed him, he got backed up, I warned him 3 more times and downed him again to restrain him. He banned me for RDM 3 days)Previous Gangs: Legacy, FBI, NATOWhy do you want to join?: Because I'm looking for a well formed and mature gang that gets things done but still has fun. It was recommended to me by one of the cops from this gang (but I forgot the name)What can you bring to the gang?: I play support if that makes sense. I'm smart and alright in combat as long as it's long range. I'm not the best in CQC but have never had a great team to really help me improve on it. I also love making money and kidnapping. I'm good with my words which doesn't seem like much but it's gotten me out of countless situations lolCurrent members that can vouch for you: Forgot his name (but he played cop with me while we were fighting you during a coke run)
  19. Where are the chicks waving flags in bikinis and the suicide bombers. +1 for effort
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