ImProd

Sasha Grey's ass cheeks look like a pair of pale ass mosquito bites

I profiled you so hard lol. I didn't scroll down that extra inch to see that there were 2 different pictures and when you said "my wife and my niece", I thought you were married to your niece.

I love you so much

lol ok I'm sorry I'm not thinking about what you could be doing every second I'm playing the game. It's Arma 3, chill out. And when I say that you take cover, I'm saying that when there's 7 guys who are totally unaware that you're nearby, and aren't prepared for combat because they're actually enjoying each other's company instead of trying to be some badass over the internet, then you being in cover give you a huge advantage. It's like doing a stealth mission on COD and leaving the settings on easy so that way when you kill one guy, all the others aren't immediately alerted of your presence or of the other person's death. And also, if that was a grenade, that's even worse because you still didn't flash anyone. We were all joking around and making the best of the game, not worry about some kid rolling up on us and full auto'ing us. We were taking pictures and making groups. Like I said, nice kills, enjoy them. I'll try to be more alert next time. But this isn't some crazy huge win that took a lot of skill to get. If I went up to a group of guys where half of them were AFK and the other half had their backs turned while laughing and taking pictures, I bet I could get a huge kill count too...

Read my post bro . I'm throwing salt again

Dynasty is a really good player. I've only seen a few players as good as him when it comes to shooting and not getting shot back lol

Lol he texted Smith who was AFK so we weren't even aware that he was there. Then after he threw the grenade (and missed horribly) me and Justin looked at the grenade confused. I laughed asking who threw the grenade and then we shrugged it off and continued talking. 15 seconds later, Crunch comes running in full auto and shoots us all. Most of us had our guns down and were still confused because we weren't sure what was happening until after the 3rd person got downed but by that time Crunch had already full auto'd us down. You can call this a clutch kill, Crunch seems to pride on these kills on unsespecting people lol. We were joking around taking pictures and minding our own business. Crunch kept coming to us when we weren't prepared because we were handling our own business discussing grouping and new recruiting plans and stuff. The one time we did go after Crunch, he meatshielded and exploited so we left it alone lol. I know it always seems like I'm "throwing salt" when I type these messages up because I'm a very vocal and opinionated person, but this wasn't really impressive. You're not that great in combat and it showed at the skiptracer base. You rely highly on cover and wait for people to come to you. I almost killed you as I was charging at you last time but when I sprinted and shot, the recoil on my gun went literally an inch above your head and you got the shot on me and downed me. This isn't a clutch kill, just one-sided false advertising. I joined this gang a few days ago and we do pretty well in combat, that's why I joined them. We just joke around a lot and obviously with Crunch having nothing better to do, this happened lol. Enjoy the kills bro, see you on the "battlefield".

get fokin rekt

Lol that was you? Nice shot, and no I'm not mad. I was using a spar with a reflex sight. I was just seeing how long I could last with 5 mins until restart and no ride.

Nobody cares what Bear approves of

I just want to pull a nigga out his car and send him in. All that I ask

Actually joining the right gangs and having connections stops that from happening. You help out others, they return the favor. I've gotten out of kidnappings that way

Ppl be talkin shit

rebels don't make money by buying gear they lose it. All gear has to come from a rebel base which means you don't have to go out of your way after you already have your gear. If you want the rebel gear, you have to go there anyways. Bounty stations are set up in towns, so why not sell lockpicks there? That's another whole trip for 1 [crucial] item. Cops get all the gear they need from HQ's. Only time they bring players back to HQ is to jail/sometimes process them. Going to a skiptracer base for 1 item isn't comparable to going to a base to get the whole set of gear/ processing someone in your safehaven. On top of that, Rebel bases might be red zones but HQ's lol.

I pulled out a PM9 and was about to go nuts until these 2 DS members caught me and sent me on another boat trip. (I'm not living that down lol, I'm a target now)

i hav a smol peen

Dawg, I don't care if it's For BH. No shit, It's an inconvinience

1) Yes was salty, as I stated before, I do not care anymore. I'm simply replying to all the snarky replies that are cluttering my notifications 2) Just because you don't agree with an opinion or don't like what someone says doesn't automatically make that statement "salty". Quit assuming that everyone you don't agree with is "butthurt", as it'll get you much farther in life. If you've played with me in game before instead of making assumptions on a forum topic that I stated that I wanted closed hours ago, you'd realize that I'm a trash talker and that I'm not salty lol. That's just how I am 3) Now with all the posts made on this forum showcasing other players/gangs being complete trash or "potatoes" it's now a problem when I say something as small as "I wiped my ass with you"?. People make those types of remarks on video games all the time, especially when playing competitively. It's literally become a normal slang to say you "shit" on someone during a match or battle. But now it's tacky when I'm one of the tons of people to do it on this forum? Get out of here lol 4) @Dredge lol the last people I'm gonna go talk to when it comes to clarifying bad actions are DS Members. They're known for being corrupt. No I'm not pulling that statement out of my ass. Multiple people have said it. When I say multiple, I mean almost every cop that I've ever talked to that wasn't a member of DS. 5) I don't think the cuffs lasted longer than 10 minutes, they did last longer than 10 minutes. I set a timer after already feeling that I was in the boat for 10 minutes. Once I set the timer, it got to 13 minutes again and I pressed Esc and I still was not able to die/soft log in game. If I should have to use out of game controls to solve the issue, then it shouldn't be allowed. That was my statement and my point of making this whole clusterfuck of a forum post lol. 6) If I'm blindfolded, I'm supposed to have teamspeak muted, but me being the tacky cop that I am and the huge rule of "No metagaming", I didn't wanna join in teamspeak and risk getting blacklisting or something. I'd never heard of this trick before and I assumed they had muted me in the boat and were driving me around. It took me a good 5 minutes to realize that the repetitive motor sounds of the boat weren't a vehicle turning on a road, but a motor turning and relapsing it's sound effect. Yes I'm an idiot for not have realizing this sooner, but once again: I didn't know this was a thing, and I wouldn't expect an admin to do it. "That's your fault for expecting more out of an admin, Prod!" Yea no shit... 7) I did move on with the show, I was replying to forum replies on a topic that I posted. Sorry, I didn't know that would be a problem for you Casey. You peeps have a nice day , done replying to a topic. If I don't find out how to close this forum thread (I'll wait a good day or two so you can actually read the reply), I'll just see if a mod will do it...

I literally don't even care anymore, I was tired and salty. I wiped my ass with you anyways when you were on the rocks... I couldn't care less now. I had starter gear and I was on cop. Didn't lose anything, I just think the whole situation was fucked and it's not the first time it's happened to me or others. I found it annoying and gave a suggestion. The suggestion was shunned, it's over...

LOL ADMINS DO NOT PLAY AS REGULAR PLAYERS. FOH. My first ban was from Kimbo getting salty that I downed him. I gave the dude a total of 6 warnings with 4 witnesses and he got mad that he couldn't kill me so he banned me.

I don't think admins give a shit. I literally don't give a shit. I'm pretty sure I said "close the topic, idc anymore"

Smart guy, my main point was that I couldn't exit the boat. I couldn't suicide. I couldn't disconnect. I had to Alt + F4

Not if I can't leave the boat smart guy. Read the full post