APD Story Time?

[Lemon Demon]

I'd really love it if this can be a thread where APD members describe the best excuses they've heard when people are trying to avoid getting a ticket. Surely there are some funny ass people just having fun, i'd love to hear them.

[Mitch (IFRIT)]

Nvm, you're not an officer. You can't see the link I posted. 

Edited January 18, 2017 by (IFRIT)Mitch

[Mason]

1.I swear these are not my pants

2. I fell asleep in my car someone must have put the (insert contraband here) inside my car. 

3.OH these are not flowers?

[Shiseki]

PainBringer was flying his Huron and a hacker spawned into the server and caused everyone's keys to lock up, which caused everyone to crash and etc, somehow though that didn't happen with pain and we flew in auto-hover across the map for like 30 minutes until we ran out of fuel slowly descending only to land RIGHT ON THE SHORELINE facing toward the ocean, like we were so close to crashing into the ocean and all dieing it was unbelievable and to top that, the admins restarted the server right after that and we didn't loose our gear or the Huron

[Reformed epTic]

I may or may not have allowed someone to be restrained and kidnapped after they repeatedly yelled racial slurs in Kavala. 

 

[Johnny]

"I work at a butcher factory killing cows and then a dude dressed up as a cow was there so i killed him on accident."

@Slayin

[Slayin]

3 hours ago, Johnny said:

"I work at a butcher factory killing cows and then a dude dressed up as a cow was there so i killed him on accident."

@Slayin

[.Sean]

why RP when lethals can be authorized  

[Bear 2.0]

5 hours ago, Johnny said:

"I work at a butcher factory killing cows and then a dude dressed up as a cow was there so i killed him on accident."

@Slayin

Lmao!

38 minutes ago, Sean. said:

why RP when lethals can be authorized  

Oh boy...