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That puzzled me as well. All we can figure is that it's battery or USB powered since it's so small.

?? Are you implying you're going to microwave Patrick until he dies???

Okay, who can see what's wrong with this image? The answer is: the world's smallest microwave!! Why does this thing exist?!? It's the size of a human head you could barely even microwave a banana in there it's so tiny!!! This can't be the intended size of this asset... right? I don't think I could even press the buttons on it they're so small. Why is this here.

We were on vacation when you posted this so I only just saw it but OMG THIS IS SO GREAT!!!!!!! D:

We get it. You remember when Cadets used to have only P07's, constables had backpacks, the prison was in Kavala, fuel trucks weren't extinct and we only had one Captain. The "Back in my day..." excuse is the worst excuse you could have used to justify resisting improvement and change. You're also naive if you believe that just telling Constables to not be idiots will fix all our problems. I'm shocked that I still have to tell Constables that being outnumbered is not reason to go lethal; a policy that hasn't been in the Guidebook since Durga was previously Captain, over 8 months ago. Believe me I wish I could call out every Constable when they were being an idiot, but I don't have the free time to hold their hands 24/7. At least I've been actively trying to make our police force more competent.

Can we get the name of the police charge renamed from "Failure to Stop" to "Failure to Stop (at a manned police checkpoint)"? Too many cops think this can always be stacked with evading arrest because the wording in-game is ambiguous. Also the police "Add Charges" list is still not in alphabetical order last I checked. Also when civ's names contain either a < or > symbol their fugitive pings and 911 messages don't fully display on screen (but are still readable in sidechat.) Everything after the < or > isn't displayed in the notification box. Thanks!

I'll just embed that gyazo for you because I find this gif hilarious

Thar be treasure in them hills!!

Well if the acts of racism are serious enough, then admin action should probably be taken yes. The Guidebook says only if the harassment continues after the VW and after being sent to jail (so the 3rd offense), then you have to report to an admin.

Is the Harassment charge not enough?

Dying then being revived still deletes/removes your UAV terminal as SGT+. Also Shift-R doesn't UN-restrain, though that might be intended? Not sure. Thanks for your time!

https://gyazo.com/777244843c0e947c7182e3fceb1c0201 Fuck you @epTic I want my time back. I was up to $10k/tick before I invested in research more.

Honestly I agree, the patch is turning out way better than I initially expected. Normally as cop I feel like I'm running around like a chicken with its head cut off trying to process every civ who turns themselves in, respond to all 911's, patrol all the areas etc. Now that a good number of the bounties are taken care of I feel like I can actually quiz cadets properly again, or just hang out and talk to new players downtown.

o7 Sky... D: You were a fantastic SGT and we will miss you. But hey India sounds fun! And if it's not fun without technology, at least... interesting?

I'm not really sure what you're implying here but it sounds like it belongs in a player report? PM me if I'm not understanding

I'm actually liking the patch way more than I expected and I probably fall into most people's definitions of a "career cop".

This is hilarious I love it

That's not how you avoid a flame war, fair warning. I know this community : )

Everyone hated 6.0 when it first came out so I'm gonna give 7.0 some time to settle, but my gut reaction is very negative. Can you explain what the intent was here with the BH changes? Is it to allow BH gangs to compete with rebel gangs at cartels and turfs? I guess one perk is that civs will like talking to the APD more since bounty hunters are essentially now a robocop faction.

Patrick found out. He was mad

Don't start this game then

Fuck you eptic if patrick realizes im hooked on another idle cookie clicker type game he's gonna be legit mad

The right control scheme really helped me get better at shooting faster. Much faster. In all other shooters I'm a "Spacebar = shoot, Left Click = jump" kinda gal but couldn't quite get that to work for me in Arma, though I may try sometime soon again. These are the custom controls I have that I would recommend: 2 out of 6 of my side mouse buttons = View zoom in/out (default bound to Numpad +/-, not scope in/out.) 1 mouse side button = raise/lower weapon (default bound to double tap CTRL) Spacebar = Toggle crouch (default bound to X.) Easier to smash spacebar twice when quick peaking than trying to hit X.

Gotta say I love that the first paragraph of this guide literally says "...people that think this affect the game performance are just stupid and should go back to CoD or damn altis life."

Fuck that does look fun...