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Obviously the best part of this update. Kinda nostalgic being able to hear all the aids in group chat in the lobby.

oh shit u got heisenbergs' house, right?

Dear @Dex Chase, You're a fucking retarded. Sincerely, Everyone

exchange broke as fuck. i bought like 10 mk1s from that shit. didnt get a single one. and they wernt even good prices. i just didnt wanna drive to rebel.

just a heads up on a bug. in the bottom left corner of the map of altis in the ocean you actually get the scroll options to collect both hydrogen sulfate and phosphorus. ive talked to morality and gaskal about this. they said it wasnt an issue due to it being impractical means of gathering it. however i believe if you have yourself and a friend and a boat and a mohawk you can do some amazing things. with that being said it is fairly easy for admins to detect this. as their logs print the location of the player when they start gathering and finish gathering. with these prices increasing for hydrogen and phosphorus though I could see players attempting this. see, like no one knew about this except me. I am not exposing it to the world to let altis be consumed in chaos. cuz all u fools who do it gonna get banned. #lul

i once had an idea, it was crazy. having both drug fields on the map at once. *MIND BLOWN*

Little do you know, you have now fallen into my trap. Mwuahahahhahahahaaa!!!!

do some work you democrat. u ever heard of leroy jenkins? that nigga was the richest person on asylum. he never bought anything. he gathered everything. thats a true republican. he's like some sam elliott type nigga. take a look at this sometime:

does that actually work? I was debating attempting to use that.

ibm model m keyboard. pre 1992 tho. if you get one past 1992 its most likely the membrane switch ones. the good stuff is like 80s-1991

loser doesnt even use dark mode.

bohemia has time to ban ppl but doesnt have time to fix that annoying animation bug where it pretends you're taking out and invisible rpg when you're crouched and try to take out a pistol. either fix the bug or give me a real rpg.

i have a vac in mw2, am i always a cheater cuz i ran private lobbies like 8 years ago?

i got 2 crates of unprocessed cocaine. im banned tho rn cuz ppl dont like being passenger seated or whatever. idk. will be unbanned in 3 days

no, i just want a helmet.

accidental

i may of passenger seated someone, ik. not my finest moment

Does that mean I can be unbanned?

dood i have like 6k. grinding is what this is meant to be.

i swim

u lazy bums, does it hurt your little hands having to gather stuff by hands? get over it. i dont know why youre complaining about high prices for rebel gear, i bet almost all of you have over a million dollars.

Can confirm server 1 was lagging pretty bad for about 10 minutes and I checked map and saw Bank was just robbed. i think its that darn bank boyz

do u buy them or spawn them in?

All houses posted here are on Asylum #1. House #1 House #1 is a $150,000 Long House that holds 3 crates and is only 1.1 km from the easternmost Cocaine Field. It is the closest 3 crate house that is purchasable to that cocaine field. House #2 House #2 is a $75,000 house that holds 2 crates. It is located in Chalkeia and is 1.6 km from Cocaine Field, however it was intended to be used for the quarry which it is a few hundred meters from. However it could be used for both. House #3 House #3 is a garage beside House #2. Used as a combo they are ideal for gathering cocaine in a van. You can kinda name your own price, i just want like 200k from each. If it goes higher than that than that's cool I guess.